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Amazon has these cheap plastic things that look like they'll break as soon as you take it out of the box https://www.amazon.com/Massive-Klingon-BatLeth-Style-Sword/dp/B004NMHSWY I need something that I can actually kill enemies of the empire with. Do I have to contact the local blacksmith (I'd rather not have to leave the house or talk to anyone though). Surely there must be a reliable online dealer
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So OP is like a shill for BudK or what?
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Feb 20, 2017 16:57
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That's a really bizarre set toy. You must be into some kinky poo poo.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:58
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Amazon review posted:I do not plan to go into battle with the Bat'Leth, or to ever spar with another person. I don't even have plans to sharpen the blades. But it is nice to know that if someone breaks into my home, I have another defensive item I can grab to protect my family.
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Feb 20, 2017 17:01
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This dude already lost, imo
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Feb 20, 2017 17:02
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1500quidporsche posted:That's a really bizarre set toy. You must be into some kinky poo poo. stop harassing me
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Feb 20, 2017 17:04
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i use a phaser for home protection and i don't set it to stun 
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Feb 20, 2017 17:05
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a trained bat'leth fighter can defeat a trained man with a phaser at distances up to 20 yards
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Feb 20, 2017 17:08
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Ein cooler Typ posted:a trained bat'leth fighter can defeat a trained man with a phaser at distances up to 20 yards Still dodging the BudK question I see? Well boys, follow the money..
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Feb 20, 2017 17:09
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the only thing I shill for is fast food
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Feb 20, 2017 17:11
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I'd be shocked if there weren't somebody making a living solely off making expensive high quality bat'leths
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Feb 20, 2017 17:26
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It is, but I'm not revealing those sources to an imperialist such as yourself.
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Feb 20, 2017 17:28
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If you happen to find one This site has some good tips.
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Feb 20, 2017 18:08
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i'm afraid for an item of this nature you must venture into the 'deep and dark web'
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Feb 20, 2017 18:17
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It is a warrior's weapon!
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Feb 20, 2017 18:29
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Of course you cannot buy a proper bat'leth from the internet. To own a true Klingon weapon, you must forge it like Kahless himself did: By delving into the core of roaring volcano and dipping a strand of your long, flowing curly hair into the lava, and then using it to slay all the gods who would stand in the way of your world conquest.
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Feb 20, 2017 18:33
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Ein cooler Typ posted:the only thing I shill for is fast food Jared?
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Feb 20, 2017 18:35
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Eh, I don't see a mod star by his name, he's probably the Burger King.
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Feb 21, 2017 04:56
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a scrub weapon for a scrub species. everyone in the federation is being sarcastic when they talk about the klingon fighting "prowess". just check out the hour long youtube of nancy boy Worf getting owned; and that guy is one of the tougher ones! 
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Feb 21, 2017 05:01
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Bat'Leths can only be earned, not bought
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Feb 21, 2017 05:16
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Ein cooler Typ posted:stop harassing me Sorry I didn't mean to kink shame
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Feb 21, 2017 05:26
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Phaser Stunning your balls over and over with a Pain Stick rammed up your keister. You'll be wishing for a swift Bat'leth to the dome after a beating like that. Ecstasy. Ejaculation. Ascension.
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Smythe posted:Phaser Stunning your balls over and over with a Pain Stick rammed up your keister. You'll be wishing for a swift Bat'leth to the dome after a beating like that. Ecstasy. Ejaculation. Ascension. Was this from Search for Spock? I only saw Wrath of Khan.
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Feb 21, 2017 05:42
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Depends, how honourable is your house OP?
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Feb 21, 2017 05:54
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Bat'leth is battle but with a ' and th at the end. How loving lazy of a writer do you have to be.
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kingcom posted:Depends, how honourable is your house OP? Not particularly honorable, but we've never faced discommodation
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Feb 21, 2017 06:09
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You gotta go on the Dark Web to get that poo poo. I seen it on a teevee show.
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Feb 21, 2017 06:22
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You must forge your own. The metal must be folded many times to imbue it with the power of the Ancestors. Also, taking a fire gem at character creation will give you cheap and easy elemental damage that should take you through your neighbors backyard.
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i am convinced the only way to get a functional d'k tagh is to literally design schematics and get a metalworker to manufacture one
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Feb 21, 2017 17:24
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Metalworkers will never get you high quality steel. You must forge your own. You must fail 1,000 times to achieve perfection.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:38
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You must follow in the footsteps of Kahless, OP.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:51
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Generally its a good idea to wield the bat'leth in person before buying, much like a guitar or holodeck
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Feb 21, 2017 17:54
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Worf's is made out of wood and spray paint
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Feb 21, 2017 18:00
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how many props do you think Michael Dorn has at home
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how many props do you think Michael Dorn has at home I imagine he lives in the woods wearing full makeup
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Feb 21, 2017 18:07
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Heh I love Star Wars too OP
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Feb 21, 2017 18:57
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Neurolimal posted:Generally its a good idea to wield the bat'leth in person before buying, much like a guitar or holodeck what the gently caress happened to your avatar Neuro? Also, how has a mod not changed it to something that doesn't involve a clear suicide request?
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Feb 21, 2017 19:10
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lol thank u gay weed dad
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Feb 21, 2017 19:16
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I find using a large and intimidating weapon like the bat'leth often leads to overconfidence.
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feelix posted:I find using a large and intimidating weapon like the bat'leth often leads to overconfidence. That's why I exclusively use the throwing anus unpleasantly turgid posted:what the gently caress happened to your avatar Neuro? D&D drama
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