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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I dont tweet much I just like and retweet everything I think is funny, and I think that makes it so I see more funny stuff, which is why I go to twitter.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SHISHKABOB posted:

I dont tweet much I just like and retweet everything I think is funny, and I think that makes it so I see more funny stuff, which is why I go to twitter.

i have a twitter

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I follow Lakeith Stanfield cause I enjoyed his acting on Atlanta and he replied to me once.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a twitter
dont @ me

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

ok i set up my account. who should i "follow"?

500 bad things posted:

Donald J Trump

do this so you can see what he's up to

he's one wacky guy

and yeah do the life coach twitter

tell us what we're loving up

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if anyone wants my twitter i will i.m. it to you if you buy me i.m.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a twitter

what's your twitter handle?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

what's your twitter handle?

taps post above you

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im gonna go pick up a new acoustic guitar when i get back im going to tweet my nuts off

brb

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm buy you PM, if you FBM me through my Linkin

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hardawn posted:

I'm buy you PM, if you FBM me through my Linkin

i dont know what that is but ill send a tweet about you

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I found op's twitter

https://twitter.com/barthgirl17/status/833741976302395392

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
once i figure out how to do that :(

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Just compose, apparently #hardawn exists

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to make a twitter

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

im going to make a twitter

I made one

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i got to the part where it wanted to build a timeline and flushed my phone down the toilet

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Twitter's only use is to troll people.

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
Just give in to making super snarky tweets in a fit of white-hot rage like 80% of its users

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
https://twitter.com/beep___boop/status/769046405793153024

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

ok i set up my account. who should i "follow"?

just follow yourself be a twitter renegade but also helping with a golden heart and good advice walk into sunsets

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pawn 17 posted:

Twitter's only use is to troll people.

haha yeah I told some christian that god didn't exists it was funny

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

tiltposter posted:

haha yeah I told some christian that god didn't exists it was funny

haha your a madman what did they say???

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I jus got a follower, but it's a lady. I'm so confused. Must be a boot

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

make sure you use hashtags

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

is twitter down? mines not working ...

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Matey posted:

is twitter down? mines not working ...

ok nvm its back up

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I got a Twitter and find the rules stifling. I can't invent 140 characters to make tweets. The best I can do is really just be honest to my own true character but the letter limits cut me off. I do appreciate those who can make 140 separate characters and post in their voices. Just seems a bit weird to me. But it's really popular so maybe I'm the weirdo here....

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Tweet jokes and Funny memes

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I like when people post like 30 tweet long stories and it will be like:

(1/32) so I went to the grocery store and I saw this little old lady walking around with a little walker, and she was just the sweetest…

(2/32) looking thing. So this dude is rapidly approaching from behind her, he’s like this big biker type of guy and I was starting to…


and it's like - is this really the best way to tell your story? Like, are you brain damaged?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





OctoberBlues posted:

I like when people post like 30 tweet long stories and it will be like:

(1/32) so I went to the grocery store and I saw this little old lady walking around with a little walker, and she was just the sweetest…

(2/32) looking thing. So this dude is rapidly approaching from behind her, he’s like this big biker type of guy and I was starting to…


and it's like - is this really the best way to tell your story? Like, are you brain damaged?

It's usually some long winded apology for tweeting something really dumb the day earlier.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I used the hashtag "heygang" to attract followers

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

now we can find you mr. buddy, let's get this train rolling!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

now we can find you mr. buddy, let's get this train rolling!

wait find what now?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
pucker up buttercup

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm following John Elway now.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

ok i set up my account. who should i "follow"?

Deg is the only one I don't regularly think about unfollowing

https://twitter.com/degg/status/736356396078403584


Tudley is like a crappier Deg but he posts a lot more

https://twitter.com/Ulillillysses/status/742644294628954112


U can also follow me I never post anything

https://twitter.com/_Sheep_Goats_/status/738016409817485312

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I followed you and dog that other guy can suck my dick

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

follow @dril, @fart and @pattymo

read their tweets.

learn things.

make jokes. it is fun twitter time

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Dril is okay too

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