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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Hey this is the thread for postin while you're on the toilet. I ate subway and I'll be darned it's runnin right through me!!!

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I aint even on the toilet and I'm still posting :stare:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I think if you post 3 or more times today you can be allowed to post in here, but I will refer to myDad's judgement

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think if you post 3 or more times today you can be allowed to post in here, but I will refer to myDad's judgement

I will defer to myDad's on this issue he has dedicated his life to studying problems like these

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

I'm on my 8th dump today

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I thought this was another Comfy Fleece Sweater thread, because all of his posts belong in a toilet :smuggo:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Zzulu posted:

I aint even on the toilet and I'm still posting :stare:

just cuz i aint on the toilet right now doesnt mean that the gross logs my body produces still cant end up on this site!!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*posts shittily*

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Woah no kidding

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Recently it is taking an abnormal amount of time and wipes to get my butthole clean

it's ridiculous

Why aint you getting clean, anus

gently caress

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

Recently it is taking an abnormal amount of time and wipes to get my butthole clean

it's ridiculous

Why aint you getting clean, anus

gently caress

I shake my wiener but it still leaks all in my pants I just can't stand it!!!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Potty postin and it feels so good♪

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

TheSpamalope posted:

I shake my wiener but it still leaks all in my pants I just can't stand it!!!

bad design imo

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Just woke up. Still in bed. Anticipating that first toilet post of the day.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Toilet poison???

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
I work the graveyard shift at a hospital and I drink a gently caress ton of lactulose every night just so I can poop a bunch to pass the time. This once caused me to slightly poo myself whilst wrestling a large Samoan guy but I none the less continue the practice to this day

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I do my best posting on the toilet.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Oscar Wild posted:

I do my best posting on the toilet.

You must never post on the toilet then.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I got a new scale that remembers what you weighed last time you stood on it and tells you how much you've gained or lost since then so I step on it before and after I use the toilet so I can find out how much my poop weighed.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
this is the best part of my day

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
I had some really spicy Thai food last night and it's really making its presence known right now ifyaknowwhatimean!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chitin posted:

I had some really spicy Thai food last night and it's really making its presence known right now ifyaknowwhatimean!
i had to stop eating really spicy food for a month i think i was giving myself an ulcer or something :kimchi:

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
always poo poo at work never on your own time etc etc blah blah

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

zooted heh posted:

always poo poo at work never on your own time etc etc blah blah
there is already a making GBS threads at work thread please use the search function

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

toilet poison

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like to pee and poop while im asleep

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
takin a poo poo before headin to the funeral home. grandmas dead.rip.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Fishy Joe posted:

takin a poo poo before headin to the funeral home. grandmas dead.rip.

when people die they poo poo themselves lol

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
i thought i was done so i wiped but then i felt the rest coming down so i pooped more and now i have to wipe again gently caress poo poo god dammit gently caress

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

the world is my toilet

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

A turd is literally coming out of my anus as I type this sentence.

:itwaspoo:

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

Killer Low Life posted:

I'm on my 8th dump today

you good homeboy?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Im fond of the standard pose but a kentucky hog ride or a reverse bucket loader are nice to liven things up

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
oh thought this was for toilet positions

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
is there anything like a fitbit for your butt you can use to get poop statistics

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Man here i am again. I'm really tired its giving me the runs plus i drank too much coffee

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
End of the day. Which do you prefer? I like the end of the day one because you can flush away all of your problems/

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
EAT FRESH

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Every day at 9 AM i poo poo at work and browse the forums, and then again at 2 PM

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Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Ein cooler Typ posted:

is there anything like a fitbit for your butt you can use to get poop statistics

German toilets have a little shelf so you can examine your ordure before disposing of it.

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