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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

SniperWoreConverse posted:

a retard lion would never attack that poo poo

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Bareback Werewolf posted:

hosed up if true

The body has a way of shutting it down

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

kindermord posted:

if he falls over again they should mimic nature and drag him over to the lion exhibit

I don't think lions gently caress with giraffes too much

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

kindermord posted:

hyenas then?

I'm no expert. I just have read that giraffes are real badasses.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You would think the momma giraffe would like kneel down a bit, but nope. If it can't survive a 5 foot drop, it's not fit to survive.

The brain is like the least important part of the giraffe and you aren't going to hurt that neck.

I'm just spitballin' here.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Bonsai acacia to match. That would be cute for sure.

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Scroon posted:

What does giraffe meat taste like, I wonder

Long horse.

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