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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
there are 2 reasons i could have got that nickname, I was constantly eating cranberries in every class or maybe because my acne made my face look like it had cranberryis all over it.

sorry if that was gross just think of kittens or peat moss or something.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
all the slam pieces just called me "daddy" :grin:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I would have expected that you would have had a different nickname. :shrug:

People have always just called me by my last name.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Back in college they used to call me cranberry boy

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
cran man checkin in

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I didn't have any friends in college to give me a nickname.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
thansk guys i feel better now that i know everyone had the same nickname

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Ive always been the Burg

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
Jesus.

I had long hair and a lovely goatee, it could have been a lot worse.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Shaquin posted:

Ive always been the Burg

because your acne made your face look like a hamBurger?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

a glitch posted:

Jesus.

I had long hair and a lovely goatee, it could have been a lot worse.

any acne we should know about?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a glitch posted:

Jesus.

I had long hair and a lovely goatee, it could have been a lot worse.

Same, except no goatee.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
there was a big fat dude with curley blonde hair who we just met and started calling Thurman Murman on accpunt of his growm up resemblance to the Bad Santa character and it took off like wildfire and became defecto his name with people meeting him for the first time having heard of him

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm going to start using steroids so I can get some backne.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nolan Arenado posted:

I'm going to start using steroids so I can get some backne.

then maybe we can see your bacne and give you a nickname!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

then maybe we can see your bacne and give you a nickname!

I would like to be nicknamed "hash brown with ketchup drops"

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

WRECKTUM 3:16

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nolan Arenado posted:

I would like to be nicknamed "hash brown with ketchup drops"

too clunky, what about Hashtag Hairy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Reginald veljohnson because in college i was a middle-aged homosexual african american tv and film actor

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Slappy Shitstains

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

givepatajob posted:

Slappy Shitstains

Family name?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my other nickname was Steve's Lil Bitchboy. because this guy named steve used to tease me about my acne so bad that i would cry and call home and cry to my mommy on the phone and steve recorded the calls and played them over the school loudspeaker system and everyone heard it.

yeah i think thats the one that bugs me the most

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

hth posted:

Family name?

Oh yeah, I should have specified. I guess just Slappy.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
They just called me Awesome Adonis Amazing Dick.

Or 'that drunk racist little human being', not sure which, been a while.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I could have sworn op used to have another nickname too, hmmm, maybe I'm mistaken.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nolan Arenado posted:

I could have sworn op used to have another nickname too, hmmm, maybe I'm mistaken.

nope. thats all the nicknames. pretty sure about that. no other nicknames.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Bluto

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Mine was the man bib :gooncamp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ihaR74dRtI

meatgetsdirty
Apr 18, 2008
A-Train, A-Bomb, Saudi Arabia.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Smily.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Captain HugeDick GoodAtSex

It was ironic, I have a small penis and I haven't mastered the fundamentals yet

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
who the poo poo can remember that

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
that hawaiian who doesn't own pants only shorts

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Now I know why they always called me "better than cranberry boy."

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I didnt go to college OP

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Johnny No-Pants

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Say Nothing posted:

Johnny No-Pants

Why Johnny?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

the two Ns stand for "nobody nows(sic)"

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
You had to be there, dude

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Shaquin posted:

You had to be there, dude

This is true of all college stories

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