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I really enjoy raw steak. I literally keep a rump steak in my fridge at all times just to snack on. I feel its a lean and energy efficient way to snack. I kinda forgot that this isn't a normal way to live your life and started snacking on my latest raw steak in front of this girl I've been seeing. Whilst she didn't say anything she was clearly horrified and made her excuses and left my apartment. So I ask you, how weird is just eating raw meat? Is it that bad?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:49 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:46 |
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sometimes i eat a piece of raw pasta because i feel like having something to crunch on
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:58 |
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you are severely mentally ill, OP
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:01 |
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If there is a virus or a bacteria, I want to knor about it.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:03 |
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dad gay. so what posted:you are severely mentally ill, OP yed
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:05 |
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But realistically, goonishness aside would this be a make or break thing for a relationship? I am hilariously confused
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:08 |
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dad gay. so what posted:you are severely mentally ill, OP Maybe not yet but he probably will be soon http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3534779/Could-eating-rare-steak-road-rage-Parasitic-bug-infects-half-adults.html
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9aV6j2098
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:12 |
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just don't eat the long pig, youll never switch back you crazy lil snacker
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:18 |
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I have a few opinions on this matter op. You need to match your partner to your proclivities. I would recommend meeting women at a raw bar, or other places where raw meat is consumed regularly. Rump steak shows you're specifically into butt stuff, namely eating butt. This is perhaps the wrong signal to send on a first date. Ease into it with something affectionate sounding like tender-loin. Don't be cheap! You're trying to make an impression. Three. Use your imagination to make your fetish more palatable. Instead of cold beef off the slab, why not make a delicious carpaccio or beef tartare? Hell, now you're a gourmet and not weird! Lastly, everyone like surprises! Hide some raw bits around the place and act surprised when you discover them. "Oh wow, what's this small cube of raw beef doing here, haha? Well, may as well eat it so it doesn't go to waste. Right?" With these tips and some flowers you're sure to land love op!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:48 |
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Me, I just run out into a cattle field, throw one down, and take a bite.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:52 |
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King of Bees posted:I have a few opinions on this matter op. I feel like you're making fun of me
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBt7yLXyDk
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 14:59 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:02 |
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Joe much of a rich bougie gently caress are you to eat beef as a snack Jesus
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:17 |
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yeah Joe whats the deal with that
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:17 |
if you actually had a girl in your apartment and ruined it by eating raw steak in front of her thendad gay. so what posted:you are severely mentally ill, OP
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:21 |
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ra tehuti posted:if you actually had a girl in your apartment and ruined it by eating raw steak in front of her then it probably not ruined though right?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:26 |
folandi posted:it probably not ruined though right? hey thanks for the response I wanted to let you know I appreciate the time you took to do so anyway I myself have eaten raw hamburger (only a handful of times, and v. small amounts) without getting sick I guess it's gonna depend on the type of female maybe she'll get over it your mental issues on the otherhand might come into play at some point ra tehuti fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:35 |
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Sometimes i take a bite or two when i'm cooking something with beef in it. But, no, you do not throw a raw hunk of beef on a plate and tear into it with a girl who barely knows you in your apartment and who is probably a little nervous already you shithead,
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:51 |
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im disappointed op i thought this was about monday night raw we need a good wrasslin thread
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 15:54 |
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folandi posted:But realistically, goonishness aside would this be a make or break thing for a relationship? I am hilariously confused Nobody jumped on this so I will. The answer is yes. This is a deal breaker. Think about a normal weird thing like farting in front of your date for example. Generally (there are always exceptions) there is an expected period of time where everyone pretends to be normal and courteous before every stops giving a gently caress and pissing with the bathroom door open. This is not one of those things. Most people don't really trust other people, and in the back of their head for the first little while of the relationship, there's a little voice that says "don't forget to make sure this person isn't a serial killer or a crazy person!". And casually eating a piece of raw meat like a ham sandwhich in front of someone kind of trips that alarm. Assuming you aren't a serial killer or a crazy person, in which case you have bigger problems, I would slowly and casually broach your enjoyment of raw or undercooked meat slowly throughout the first couple of dates, and once you're ready to fart in front of each other, you can finally unleash the horrible spectacle of eating raw meat with your hands and maybe she won't call the police on you. I hope this helps.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:00 |
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Well done for me, please
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:02 |
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CADPAT posted:Nobody jumped on this so I will. The answer is yes. This is a deal breaker. bro this is a goon asking if it's normal to eat raw meat assuming he isnt a troll he's too far gone to take any advice just be glad he isnt posting his clop fic
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:04 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Well done for me, please I like my beef in slim jim form. That's beef right?
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:05 |
CADPAT posted:The answer is yes. CADPAT posted:(there are always exceptions) pick one CADPAT posted:I hope this helps. it doesnt.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:07 |
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King of Bees posted:I like my beef in slim jim form. That's beef right? It's technically jerkly, just like McDonald's patties, due to the low moisture content.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:08 |
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Good morning everyone. What are you having for breakfast? I'm having a nice hunk o' raw beef!
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:12 |
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Knew a guy who said after he tracked down deer he had shot he'd take his knife out and cut off a little snack. He also has "accidentally" shot two different people so...
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:14 |
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CADPAT posted:raw or undercooked raw
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:15 |
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Rub raw steak with Beef Bouillon to get that really beefy flavor
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:16 |
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King of Bees posted:Good morning everyone. What are you having for breakfast? I'm having a nice hunk o' raw beef! I'm having water for breakfast
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:17 |
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What I like to do is get a bunch of those flatbread wafers from a Catholic Church, get em blessed, and munch em down. That way I'm only eating the body of Christ, literally the bread turns into human meat, raw human meat.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:19 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm having water for breakfast J/k I'm having slim jims and toast.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:22 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What I like to do is get a bunch of those flatbread wafers from a Catholic Church, get em blessed, and munch em down. That way I'm only eating the body of Christ, literally the bread turns into human meat, raw human meat. It's a sin to recieve the eucharist with mortal sins on your soul.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:23 |
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*starts genuflecting in all directions*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:25 |
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*tosses a suet and seed ball from Home Depot on the counter and pecks at it like a Chickadee*
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:26 |
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Robo Reagan posted:bro this is a goon asking if it's normal to eat raw meat assuming he isnt a troll he's too far gone to take any advice just be glad he isnt posting his clop fic If I have to live in a world with this idiot fucker, the least I can do is make a minor effort to integrate him into society so he doesn't do any more damage. folandi posted:raw Listen bud, it's that kind of "not easing people into it" that got you here in the first place. I feel like you're not a quick study.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 16:30 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:46 |
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when I worked at a restaurant the cooks in the back liked me cause I ordered my burgers extra rare.
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