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My GF and I moved into an apartment together a few days ago but I still have my tools and lumber at my old place, until I find a garage or self storage place to store it all in. I was at my old place this afternoon to make a couple of things for the new apartment when I heard a couple of people enter the house, talking. I assumed that it was one of my soon-to-be-ex-roommates with a friend, until a woman called "Hello?". I went to have a look who it was and found a man and a woman that I didn't recognize. The woman introduced herself as the aunt of one of my roommates (the one I hate), and the man as her fiancé. She told me that my roommate had a minor operation at the hospital on Thursday (a colonoscopy, with some kind of laser ablation of cysts or something — but that’s not the funny medical problem, wait a minute) and he underwent general anesthetic for fifteen minutes. When he woke up, he was physically fine, apart from the fact that he has entirely lost the memory of the last four years of his life. He can remember nothing at all since some time in 2013. I showed his aunt to his room so she could grab some clothes and some things that might stimulate his recent memory, and then she and her fiancé headed back to the hospital. All in all, I’d like to be able to lose all memory of my roommate, but at least I may well never see him again, which is a fair consolation prize. For the next week or so, before my already-paid month of rent expires, I’ll have the chance to play some sweet pranks on him, even though I won’t get to see the results. My ideas so far are: * Hide a stack of “niche” pornography in his room, so when he finds it he will be very confused about his sexuality. * Have a guy call him and pretend to be his lover of the last six months. * Something else but I forgot it already So, I’m looking for more prank ideas, plus any funny medical problem anecdotes you have lying around unused.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:04
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Sneak into his room at night and suck his dick so he thinks he's gay.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:07
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I get blood clots. I get'em in the leg, get'em in the groin, get'em in the heart haha it's so funny! Whoops there it goes again lmao!
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Feb 25, 2017 22:12
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scrubs season six posted:Sneak into his room at night and suck his dick so he thinks he's gay. He wouldn't just think he's gay, that would make him gay.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:45
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You're a funny medical problem
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Feb 25, 2017 22:47
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Put a copy of Dianetics in his room
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Feb 25, 2017 22:48
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Write a suicide note by him
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Feb 25, 2017 22:48
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sometimes when I need to fart tell the people around me that my girl farts whenever you squeeze her really hard and then I pick up my lady, squeeze her, and fart loudly myself. thats pretty funny and maybe I have a medical condition because I fart so much.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:54
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my dick is not dick shaped and it is a bluish green hue
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Feb 25, 2017 22:58
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I poop blood a lot lol
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Feb 25, 2017 23:46
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Make up some fake wanted posters, convince him he's wanted by the FBI and he needs to go into hiding.
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Feb 25, 2017 23:47
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TheSpamalope posted:I get blood clots. I get'em in the leg, get'em in the groin, get'em in the heart haha it's so funny! Whoops there it goes again lmao! hosed up if false As for OP, I suggest trying to fit both his dick and balls in your mouth and make him question his sexuality that way
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Feb 25, 2017 23:52
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One funny medical problem I know of is americans going broke to pay for basic medicine and also voting people who want to make it even more expensive. That's kinda funny.
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Feb 25, 2017 23:53
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Son of Rodney posted:One funny medical problem I know of is americans going broke to pay for basic medicine and also voting people who want to make it even more expensive. That's kinda funny. that line was not what we'd expect from your father how about this I JUST HAD A OPERATION AND MY DOCTOR, DOCTOR VINNY BOOMBATZ TOLD ME I CANT LIFT ANYTHING OVER FIVE POUNDS I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO JERK OFF ALL WEEK!!
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Feb 25, 2017 23:57
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extra stout posted:I JUST HAD A OPERATION AND MY DOCTOR, DOCTOR VINNY BOOMBATZ TOLD ME I CANT LIFT ANYTHING OVER FIVE POUNDS
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Feb 26, 2017 00:00
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extra stout posted:that line was not what we'd expect from your father hahaha
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Feb 26, 2017 00:21
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Put a bunch of war medals in his room
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Feb 26, 2017 01:15
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Kony2012 merch
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Feb 26, 2017 01:17
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make it look like he supported hillary
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Feb 26, 2017 01:18
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:make it look like he supported hillary
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Feb 26, 2017 01:19
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Placid Marmot posted:My GF and I moved into an apartment together a few days ago but I still have my tools and lumber at my old place, until I find a garage or self storage place to store it all in. burn the place to the ground
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Feb 26, 2017 01:32
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Fake a recording of him telling himself to "Get your rear end to Mars"
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Feb 26, 2017 01:45
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tell him that donald trump was elected president of the united states of america
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Feb 26, 2017 01:46
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take the keys off his computer keyboard and put them back on in the dvorak layout
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Feb 26, 2017 01:53
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classic gurf
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Feb 26, 2017 01:58
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Tell him the currency has changed and offer to take his old notes and give him new ones (They can be leaves or rocks or maybe print some funny notes on the computer)
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Feb 26, 2017 02:02
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Leave a sheet of paper on his desk that says "I owe <yourname> 100 bucks, don't forget to pay him back!"
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Feb 26, 2017 02:04
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Take the keys off his keyboard and arrange them in Dvorak, but for another language
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Feb 26, 2017 02:07
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thomawesome posted:Take the keys off his keyboard and arrange them in Dvorak, but for another language Its gotta be Esperanto
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Feb 26, 2017 02:11
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photoshop him into a bunch of other families' vacation photos and print them out and make a cool memory book
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Feb 26, 2017 02:14
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Create a journal explaining what hes doine in detail every day since his memory stopped
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Feb 26, 2017 02:24
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Boy band posters all over his room. And hide the largest dildo in your collection in his sock drawer. Make him question how it ever fit when he decides to try it.
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Feb 26, 2017 03:18
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Pneumonia is hilarious!
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Feb 26, 2017 03:48
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With apologies to George Claritin Cotton Balls Beer Nuts
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Feb 26, 2017 03:51
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:tell him that donald trump was elected president of the united states of america lol! e: poo poo. do I have to post in that thread now?
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Feb 26, 2017 03:55
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Boy band posters all over his room. This but with mlp.
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Feb 26, 2017 03:56
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whats the name for the medical problem where you make a disoriented brain-damaged person's situation worse for your own simple amusement
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Feb 26, 2017 04:11
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OMGVBFLOL posted:whats the name for the medical problem where you make a disoriented brain-damaged person's situation worse for your own simple amusement "gbs"
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Feb 26, 2017 04:13
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OMGVBFLOL posted:whats the name for the medical problem where you make a disoriented brain-damaged person's situation worse for your own simple amusement Millions voted in such a person in NOV, many for this very reason
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