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ShinyBirdTeeth

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Because of the incredibly low atmospheric density, your body can only exchange heat with space by means of radiation. So actually we'll die by boiling in our suits and not freezing.

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Goononaut has added a tail and ears to his suit and insists he is the first fox in space.

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Goononaut insists that she be allowed to pilot during re-entry, because she is a dragon otherkin and flight is her spirit essence.

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Goononaut #1 buys an enormous quantity of Soviet-surplus rocket fuel then insists on eyeballing the measurements. Thanks to a series of misunderstanding, Goononaut #2 blinds himself by pouring rocket fuel into his eyeball. Goon #1 wakes up thousands of miles off course, somehow in possession of a piano.

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Ultra Spoot posted:

Been trying to talk on goon comms but there's 20 people arguing about which radiohead album is the best

Their flailing motions and radiated body heat power the ship. If the battery drops below twenty percent, a loudspeaker blares "Pablo Honey was better than Kid A."

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