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goon in space: hey pull my finger
crew: no
goon in space: *rips one*
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goon in space: I drive a chrysler le baron on earth lol
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goon in space: I'm really not feeling too good today guys, think I'm just gonna stick around in my rest pod...
goon in space: *seals pod and gives self dutch oven*
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goon in space: smoke weed lmao
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Space Goon (looking down on the Earth): Houston, we have a problem!
NASA Houston: Aw, h*ck- what is it now?!?
Space Goon: It's almost 4:20 again!
NASA Houston: And this is a problem how?
Space Goon: The cabin scrubber hasn't cleared out all the smoke from the last pass over a place where it was 4:20...
NASA Houston: You DO realize since you're whizzing around at around 25k mph you can pretty much declare it being 4:20 perpetually, right?
Goon Crew (all at once): WORD?!?!?!ONE11ONE?
NASA Houston: poo poo.
Word.
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"houston! we've found a black hole! there's 2 giant hands holding it open and there's a ring on one of the fingers! should we head in?"
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"Day 69:
We're running out of cheetos and weed lmao. hopefully we find some hippy aliens or some poo poo."
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Major Tom Goon (MTG): "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in space!!!"
Goons1-4: "Hold on to your tether and we'll reel you in!"
MTG: "I'm thinking I should let go and swim . . . should I swim?"
Goon5: "NO! I was trapped in space, and swimming doesn't work! There's no atmosphere! Keep hold of the tether!"
Goons6-9: "We're sending over a harness! Loop it around yourself!"
MTG: "I've got hold of the harness, but I don't want to put it on.. should I swim?"
Goon10: "No! If you swim, you'll drift away from the spacecraft, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost floated away forever."
MTG: "I swam a little bit just now, and I haven't floated away. I'm gonna keep swimming..."
Goons11-18: "No! Stop that!"
MTG: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in space! Help! HELP!!!"
Goon19: "I was trapped in space once. It took me hours, but I finally got back by throwing tools and unneeded mass in the opposite direction of where I needed to go. You've got some non-essential stuff strapped to your suit, you can do the same thing."
Goon20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll send it over!""
"MTG: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep swimming. I'll just sort of keep nudging myself in the right direction until I reach safety."
**Goons1-20 piss in their spacesuits**
Goon21: "wh . . . why did we all just piss in our spacesuits?"
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