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If you want the most effective, efficient, and fastest way to injure yourself horribly for life, crossfit is your thing. Post gifs, jpgs, youtoobs, whatever of people hilariously failing at crossfit in this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74Xek-pDLM  
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we already did this thread think of something new
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Mar 22, 2017 16:39
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i support the op doing crossfit regularly.
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Mar 22, 2017 16:40
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roymorrison posted:we already did this thread think of something new I didn't find it. 
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Mar 22, 2017 16:40
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i support the op doing crossfit regularly.
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Mar 22, 2017 16:47
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i support the op doing crossfit regularly. Is it pretty cheap? *nvm* http://crossfitsteelecreek.com/why-is-crossfit-so-expensive/ lol spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Mar 22, 2017 |
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Mar 22, 2017 16:49
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In before the sporadic Crossfit defense crew goes "But but but the women are hot therefore Crossfit is good!" or some variation of how exhausting their crossfit workout is while completely ignoring that proper form and doing actual exercises would be more effective, safer and healthier in the long run because their entire fad lifestyle is based around "Well we get results!!" I could probably have fantastic results for a diet if I ate only sunlight, doesn't mean it's a good idea.
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Mar 22, 2017 16:52
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i'm a lard king whose heart is about to explode from cholesterol poisoning so anyone doing any kind of exercise is safer and healthier than me
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Mar 22, 2017 16:57
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*shits blood from eating too many donuts* loving crossfit is terrible
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Mar 22, 2017 16:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEv_9fQBWVY
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Mar 22, 2017 16:59
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am i ugly posted:i'm a lard king whose heart is about to explode from cholesterol poisoning so anyone doing any kind of exercise is safer and healthier than me Today I made butter coffee by making coffee and throwing it in a blender with butter and coconut oil. I'm fukn healthy as fuk fuk u crosstards. For real though you can just lift weights normal and run on a treadmill. Your joints will commit suicide eventually, no need to rush it guys.
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Mar 22, 2017 17:01
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Space Crabs posted:In before the sporadic Crossfit defense crew goes I've really only had one close encounter with one crossfit person. Myself and another gym bro were comparing workouts and talking about various lifting/swimming BS and, totally uninvited, she comes over and starts telling us about how we're dumb and our workouts are dumb. She continues to tell us how we "don't know anything about exercise" even though she's all of 22 and we're both twice her age and have been doing this for decades. http://i.imgur.com/TL5gIwN.mp4
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spacetoaster posted:I've really only had one close encounter with one crossfit person. Myself and another gym bro were comparing workouts and talking about various lifting/swimming BS and, totally uninvited, she comes over and starts telling us about how we're dumb and our workouts are dumb. Don't you know you're supposed to do everything in your power to destroy your joints and tendons ASAP??????? That's how they get stronger!!!!!
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Mar 22, 2017 17:02
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I talked to a personal trainer/ physical therapist who loves crossfit because it gives her more clients when they get injured.
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Mar 22, 2017 17:05
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I believe it was the founder or some other pioneer of the genre who shaved a few mm off his lower vertebrae with a barbell.
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Mar 22, 2017 17:06
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Toadvine posted:I believe it was the founder or some other pioneer of the genre who shaved a few mm off his lower vertebrae with a barbell. The best argum against crossfit is just a full body photograph od its founder
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Mar 22, 2017 17:07
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If I continually break all my bones, they will mend better...FASTER...STRONGER!!
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Mar 22, 2017 17:07
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Any hard bodied babes in this thread? (Any HBB ITT)
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Mar 22, 2017 17:08
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I want to make a woman out of weights and make love to her as a crossfit exercise.
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Mar 22, 2017 17:11
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my sister has been doing crossfit for 5 years and has already had two surgeries for repetitive stress injuries. one foot and one knee surgery meanwhile her two older brothers one of which bmxed for years and the other active duty army special forces but exercise like normal people have minor old man injuries that don't require surgery 
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Pawn 17 posted:If I continually break all my bones, they will mend better...FASTER...STRONGER!! The personal trainer i mentioned above had a client who broke his back doing cross fit, so she worked with him to get back in shape. Well he decided to ignore her advice and broke his back AGAIN. He went to her for help again, and she refused.
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Moridin920 posted:Don't you know you're supposed to do everything in your power to destroy your joints and tendons ASAP??????? That's how they get stronger!!!!! No pain no Gain means that if I cause myself horrific pain and discomfort I'm actually getting an even better workout. I arrived at this decision by using my intuition you see. Because when you work out at the gym normally you get really sore. So obviously if you are ten times more sore you got ten times the workout The lingering pain and loss of feeling in my extremities means I'm badass enough to handle it.
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spacetoaster posted:I've really only had one close encounter with one crossfit person. Myself and another gym bro were comparing workouts and talking about various lifting/swimming BS and, totally uninvited, she comes over and starts telling us about how we're dumb and our workouts are dumb. Kill her with your muscles. And to her point, I like what swimming does to a woman WAY better than what crossfit does to a woman.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:The best argum against crossfit is just a full body photograph od its founder Holy cow.  One of these dudes is the creator of crossfit..... lol
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Mar 22, 2017 17:13
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Sorry OP now excuse me 
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rocket_man38 posted:The personal trainer i mentioned above had a client who broke his back doing cross fit, so she worked with him to get back in shape. Well he decided to ignore her advice and broke his back AGAIN. He went to her for help again, and she refused. lol, amazing. I would think breaking your back really hurts and is probably something you'd want to avoid.
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Pawn 17 posted:lol, amazing. uhhh what part of no pain no gain do you not get? Extreme life altering pain means extreme gains
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rocket_man38 posted:The personal trainer i mentioned above had a client who broke his back doing cross fit, so she worked with him to get back in shape. Well he decided to ignore her advice and broke his back AGAIN. He went to her for help again, and she refused. now he can be a Protoss Dragoon
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Mar 22, 2017 17:22
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Hoisted by your own petard
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Mar 22, 2017 17:23
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Someone that isn't lazy post pictures of the founder. Please.
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Professor of Cats posted:Someone that isn't lazy post pictures of the founder. Please. He's an out of shape old man lol, for some reason every picture has him holding his hand up trying to explain why crossfit isn't retarded   Ahh yes, power X age divided by time = RESULTS  Stick it up your rear end Greg Glassman
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Mar 22, 2017 18:20
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I've seen legit studies where they put the injury rate at 20%. Not sure if I want to play Russian roulette with my body like that.
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I mean we can make fun of the Crossfit founder all we want but he never has to work again due to selling idiots their own self inflicted suffering. The worse his product is the more his customers love it, it's genius.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgT90VD_K_w e: "crossfit wedding" is a good youtube search term https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QBgUmqUHN0 Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Mar 22, 2017 |
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Mar 22, 2017 18:47
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posting in gbs is my cross fit it gets my blood pumping faster than trying to stand up off my hoveround mobility scooter
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Mar 22, 2017 18:47
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a bone to pick posted:He's an out of shape old man lol, for some reason every picture has him holding his hand up trying to explain why crossfit isn't retarded In addition to being out of shape, he is also a crook who steals from the company
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And before anyone dives i saying "oh hes successful so he must be doi sone right"- he used his connections to get money from 8nvestors, which he then used to promote aggressively. He also spends a bunch of that unearned money on a pr hit squad that will doxx and threaten anyone who criticises him or the company. The whole thing is the triumph of personal connections allowing access to unearned money buying hype buying success while selling a lovely product the entire time
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:The whole thing is the triumph of personal connections allowing access to unearned money buying hype buying success while selling a lovely product the entire time This thread is about crossfit not the 2016 election dude
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Mar 22, 2017 18:58
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Join my cult, SlaveFit wherein i whip you if you don't break rocks fast enough
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Man I loved the old Crossfit thread, it was really fun to read about how horrible the company is
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