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slappybizness
Mar 21, 2017

by Smythe
...put her finger in your butt? for a full ten minutes? and she puts it in and out? and promises you a BJ?

yes or no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GURF

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ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
gently caress off gurf

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

ra tehuti posted:

gently caress off gurf

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that's not even all that kinky lol of course I would

was getting ready for something I'd actually have to think about smdh

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'll try anything twice

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i'm gonna pay a big muscly twink to come put his stout soda can dick right up your rear end, gurf

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

that's not even all that kinky lol of course I would

was getting ready for something I'd actually have to think about smdh

you would get finger hosed for the promise of a BJ? what if she doesn't go through with it lol

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
not if she links a youtube video

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Moridin920 posted:

that's not even all that kinky lol of course I would

was getting ready for something I'd actually have to think about smdh

do not seriously reply to gurf please.

a pox on your house, gurf

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
not a girl but a dude 100% yes

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
SUCK MY GOD drat DICK GURF!!!

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Lmbo

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

a bone to pick posted:

you would get finger hosed for the promise of a BJ? what if she doesn't go through with it lol

Then I still got to come out ahead?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
The time has come. Summon the bannermen, Gurf must die.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Arrhythmia posted:

Then I still got to come out ahead?

Heh, "come out a head", yeah I sure did

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

you would get finger hosed for the promise of a BJ? what if she doesn't go through with it lol

uh then I still got finger hosed at least??

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
gurf is probably the one poster whom I would encourage reporting

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

ra tehuti posted:

gurf is probably the one poster whom I would encourage reporting

why don't you just put him on ignore :rolleyes:

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
how do you do that LMAFOAFO

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ra tehuti posted:

gurf is probably the one poster whom I would encourage reporting

He's pretty much the only one I do.

Hey, revenue streams and all that.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Usually I have to pay extra for that level of service.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I would let two girls do that

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
would you let a girl.... get her peanut butter in your chocolate?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ProfessorMurder posted:

would you let a girl.... get her peanut butter in your chocolate?

Of course.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

ProfessorMurder posted:

would you let a girl.... get her peanut butter in your chocolate?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
No one fucks off as good as gurf, tell ya hwat

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'd probably get bored after like 2 minutes and pull her hand out and curl her fingers up and stuff her hand in her mouth and get a bj from someone else while she sits in the corner and sucks on her fist. :mmmsmug:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Hardawn posted:

not if she links a youtube video

:agreed:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

good nose

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Having your heterosexual partner perform a heterosexual sex act on you is gay af so no

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Shaquin posted:

good nose

Are snoses really that important?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
no my poop comes outta there that's gross

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
If she's willing to touch me, then who am I to deny her?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
How much money on reregs have you spent so far on pushing your lovely youtube channel Gurf?

slappybizness
Mar 21, 2017

by Smythe
this is all being documented for science

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Unless this is a medically necessary rectal exam, no. Foreign objects don't belong there.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

Are snoses really that important?

Yes

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
would you rather have a sexy lady give you a BJ or a PB&J?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

would you rather have a sexy lady give you a BJ or a PB&J?

You've checkmated me.

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

a bone to pick posted:

would you rather have a sexy lady give you a BJ or a PB&J?

PB&BJ

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