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So everyday I buy a sandwich from the little stand outside my house and he always wraps it up in used newspaper for me. Twice this week this has been the paper:
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Apr 23, 2017 10:00
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either op just eats the sandwich innards and doesnt eat the bread or the sandwich maker is really ripping him off there are bites taken out of the sandwich but where are the innards? where... are the innards? the game is afoot
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Apr 23, 2017 10:04
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It's obviously viral marketing for ancient aliens, op.
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Apr 23, 2017 10:07
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Trunko posted:So everyday I buy a sandwich from the little stand outside my house and he always wraps it up in used newspaper for me. Twice this week this has been the paper: I don't know Arabic and we may never know his true motives. He looks very militant to be there just to help promote the sandwich store though.
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Apr 23, 2017 10:07
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gary oldmans diary posted:either op just eats the sandwich innards and doesnt eat the bread or the sandwich maker is really ripping him off Its just a chocolate spread sandwich.
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Apr 23, 2017 10:11
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'stop loving coming to my stand you poo poo' i might be paraphrasing.
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Apr 23, 2017 10:13
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OP bought a loaf of old rear end bread with nutella spread from ISIS like there are so many fuckin questions here
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Apr 23, 2017 10:15
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OP how much was your sammich?
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Apr 23, 2017 10:19
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how is this a meal? that looks like it's a foot long. was it even good? did you tear the newspaper like that or did it come that way? how do you live with yourself every day? what the gently caress is that "sandwich" sitting on? this is real hosed up OP
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Apr 23, 2017 10:19
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"Local Man Sells Poop Sandwich to American Pig"
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Apr 23, 2017 10:21
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Les Os posted:OP how much was your sammich? 125 cfa
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Apr 23, 2017 10:21
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ill translate it for u, op. it says, suck my balls, op
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Apr 23, 2017 10:22
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OP buys a chocolate sandwich EVERY DAY these things are that good
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Apr 23, 2017 10:30
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Tom Gorman posted:OP buys a chocolate sandwich EVERY DAY The sandwich guy mixes the chocolate spread with vegetable oil to stretch it and I think it really adds an extra creaminess
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Apr 23, 2017 10:33
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"I hope America destroys my lovely foreign country, your lovely foreign country, and whatever the gently caress a chocolate sandwich is."
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Apr 23, 2017 10:35
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Something about your cell getting it's poo poo together and delivering the rest of the thermite.
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Apr 23, 2017 10:37
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The tone is pretty hostile, you might not want to keep him waiting.
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Apr 23, 2017 10:39
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 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokhtar_Belmokhtar
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Apr 23, 2017 10:46
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Seems like a cool guy
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Apr 23, 2017 10:50
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wikipedia posted:Born in northern Algeria, Belmokhtar traveled to Afghanistan in 1991 to fight with the mujahadeen against the pro-Soviet government following the withdrawal of Soviet Union troops. There he lost his left eye while mishandling sandwhiches. He later joined the Islamist GIA fighting in the Algerian Civil War and following that became a commander in the Mali-based Islamist Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM).
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Apr 23, 2017 10:51
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what's crazy is, the guy who makes my chocolate sandwiches looks exactly like Osama bin Laden wearing a fake mustache on top of his normal mustache
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Apr 23, 2017 10:55
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apparently i can start stuffing bread with candy and frosting and call it a sandwich like any other sandwich
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Apr 23, 2017 13:27
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gary oldmans diary posted:apparently i can start stuffing bread with candy and frosting and call it a sandwich like any other sandwich It's no different than going to Subway and buying a sandwich an employee jizzed in.
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Apr 23, 2017 13:58
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Mega64 posted:It's no different than going to Subway and buying a sandwich an employee jizzed in. Ah my weekly 'cheat' meal.
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Apr 23, 2017 14:01
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I'm really starting to regret even including the sandwich in the picture.... Geeze you guys are brutal....
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Apr 23, 2017 14:31
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extra stout posted:I don't know Arabic and we may never know his true motives. He looks very militant to be there just to help promote the sandwich store though. The AK47 right behind him is a nice touch and tells you that you better be down with Allah and his sandwiches.
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Apr 23, 2017 14:33
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Trunko posted:I'm really starting to regret even including the sandwich in the picture.... Geeze you guys are brutal.... no it's cool, i hope it met your standards.
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Apr 23, 2017 14:33
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dude looks like an orc
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Apr 23, 2017 14:40
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a chocolate sandwich
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Apr 23, 2017 14:44
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I mean the fact that it's a footlong piece of french bread is a bit odd, but lol at you squares acting like spreading Nutella on bread is this bizarre exotic thing
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Apr 23, 2017 14:59
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This piece of papier doesn't look like it was used to wrap anything op
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Apr 23, 2017 15:00
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You could ask the gentleman.
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Apr 23, 2017 15:01
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Kelp Me! posted:I mean the fact that it's a footlong piece of french bread is a bit odd, but lol at you squares acting like spreading Nutella on bread is this bizarre exotic thing personally i have a shrine to nutella and other related gods such as ferrero rocher.
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Apr 23, 2017 15:02
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Also the 125cfa sammich cost is probably Central African Franc, which means that 1) that sammich cost $.20 which is less than just that roll would have cost in a supermarket here, 2) OP appears to be posting from one of the largely Muslim Central/Eastern African countries, which means that 3) there is legitimately a greater-than-zero chance that the sammich wrapper is in fact a pro-extremist flyer of some sort
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Apr 23, 2017 15:05
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You better believe that if Starbucks started selling a toasted stale bagel with chocolate spread for $3.99 people wouldn't eat that poo poo up faster than you can say Unicorn Frappuccino (which spell check correctly recognizes as not a real word)
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Apr 23, 2017 15:13
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its not frosting its nutella 
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Apr 23, 2017 15:19
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Trunko posted:Its just a chocolate spread sandwich. Jesus loving Christ Kelp Me! posted:I mean the fact that it's a footlong piece of french bread is a bit odd, but lol at you squares acting like spreading Nutella on bread is this bizarre exotic thing It's normal if you're 7 years old
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Apr 23, 2017 15:26
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gary oldmans diary posted:its not frosting its nutella Nutella is literally 50% sugar, 50% palm oil.
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Apr 23, 2017 15:28
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The Management posted:Jesus loving Christ Look at this wet blanket over here
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Apr 23, 2017 15:30
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Trunko posted:So everyday I buy a sandwich from the little stand outside my house and he always wraps it up in used newspaper for me. Twice this week this has been the paper: There's quite a bit of text there, but the gist of it is "Suck my dick, you fuckman."
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Apr 23, 2017 15:34
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