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Ah finally found a way to have peace and quiet. *Loads pistol. Shoves barrel in mouth. Eats a bullet. Feels pure bliss for the first time in over 10 years*
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*has a condo in the city he claims is for work but uses it to escape his family and cheat on his wife*
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Apr 26, 2017 15:35
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*cracks jokes constantly about how terrible kids & spouse are* *tells single friends not to get married at the one outing per year they are able to attend*
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Apr 26, 2017 15:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPB-Nbd23Y
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Apr 26, 2017 15:53
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*loves wife and child*
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Apr 26, 2017 15:56
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*changes diapers in the middle of the night*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:03
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YeahTubaMike posted:*cracks jokes constantly about how terrible kids & spouse are* Holy poo poo this is one sad. Either this person is so boring that they have to put someone down to hold a conversation, or they are so full of resentment toward the person they've hitched their wagon to that they're being a passive aggressive douche. * where do you want to go eat?* *I don't know, what do you want to eat?*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:07
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*is actually fulfilled by wife and children and doesn't even miss getting high and playing video games*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:07
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We don't have kids yet, but we're having a lot of fun trying!
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Apr 26, 2017 16:09
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Leon Einstein posted:*is actually fulfilled by wife and getting high and playing video games* drat son.
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Apr 26, 2017 16:10
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*Gets asked if he'd do it all over again if he were sent back and time and told that if he had kids they wouldn't be the same ones he had last time around* *Stares off blankly into space*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:10
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*does outside chores simply to escape family pressures, ponders the pros and cons of just walking away and being a drifter, grows envious of neighbors over pointless issues, plants more tulip bulbs*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:17
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*gets high with wife and owns kids in TF2 as medic/pyro combo*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:18
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They named the aristocrats joke after us!
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Apr 26, 2017 16:19
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I'm going to take off work a little early today so I can catch a movie. Yeah, I'll just tell them MkKaylee is sick again.
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Apr 26, 2017 16:23
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*screeching monkey noises*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:24
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*obsessively plays videogames with spouse while the toddler starves to death*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:25
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I'm only a child but I'm having these adult men and women who have married!
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Apr 26, 2017 16:28
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My husband and I both die inside every day but the question is which of us is dying faster I hope it's me
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Apr 26, 2017 16:31
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*aren't sure if their son is gay or just a fag*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:31
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*resents child's natural talents and early successes - relentlessly chips away at their self esteem until they develop a crippling drug addiction*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:36
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*prays for death daily but doesn't have the guts to take own life. Wouldn't want to scar the children by having them find a naked body in a bathtub full of blood"
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Apr 26, 2017 16:45
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*screams at the unruly brat in the middle of the grocery store while onlookers shake their heads*
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Apr 26, 2017 16:48
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*Considers how often sudden infant death syndrome is used to cover up plain ol' infanticide*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:13
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My annoying baby died all by himself. I don't know what happened!!
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Apr 26, 2017 17:14
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*looks around at the wonderful life I've built for myself and start to wonder.... I may ask myself, "Where is that large automobile?" And I may tell myself, "This is not my beautiful house" And I may tell myself, "This is not my beautiful wife" And the days go by.... Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was....
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Apr 26, 2017 17:17
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Colonel Cancer posted:*obsessively plays videogames with toddler while spouse starves to death*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:49
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*teaches son how to mow lawn, relaxes* "Chainsaw? I have two sons and an axe!"
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Apr 26, 2017 18:09
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*pc bookmarks filled with pages on divorce advice* oh no no son, i'd never rip the family apart, one of us will hopefully just die soon!
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Apr 26, 2017 18:11
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*is 39 and a grandfather, has to remind son a women can get pregnant again less than month from just being pregnant so figure that poo poo out*
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Apr 26, 2017 18:11
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*Looks at wife, looks at child* *Falls to knees sobbing tears of joy, as he is finally a *real* human*
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Apr 26, 2017 18:12
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"im gay"
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Apr 26, 2017 18:14
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Mnoba posted:*is 39 and a grandfather, has to remind son a women can get pregnant again less than month from just being pregnant so figure that poo poo out*
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Apr 26, 2017 18:24
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Women who get a c section are ready to rock and roll like 3 weeks later
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Apr 27, 2017 00:16
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*Have writers block* *drinking only throws me into a violet rampage and doesn't help me write* *maybe this job watching a hotel for the winter will work out* *will stay there with wife and son*
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Apr 27, 2017 00:24
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*work as police office to keep the streets clean* *get transferred to a new precinct in Detroit* *met my new partner Anne Lewis, about to go out on my first patrol*
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Apr 27, 2017 00:32
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tardwrangler posted:*gets high with wife and owns kids in TF2 as medic/pyro combo* *blames farts on dogs*
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Apr 27, 2017 00:34
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Leon Einstein posted:Who are these women that have sex a month after giving birth? My 20 year-old cousin's ex-wife.
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Apr 27, 2017 00:34
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Leon Einstein posted:*is actually fulfilled by wife and children and doesn't even miss getting high and playing video games* You're missing out there's some good poo poo coming out.
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*Loves spending time with family* *Loves getting the gently caress away from them and doing anything else*
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