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 Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is a THE MOONING:  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Why are you still reading this? Cat scare extravaganza. Luke, I'm cummin'! ALL OF THEM!
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Apr 28, 2017 02:48
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I remember loving the mechanic where you flip around instantly.
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Apr 28, 2017 03:03
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Oh boy if it isn't another wonderfully dumb Cabela's game. 
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Apr 28, 2017 03:20
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I've always loved the casual insanity of these games. "You're a conservationist right?" *5 minutes later* "Shoot them all! Gladly!"
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Apr 28, 2017 04:06
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Good god, Cabela's is back. Watching someone play Cabela's scars up the inside of my brain but I can't look away.
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Apr 28, 2017 04:07
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I never know what type of game to expect when you start an LP, except that it'll be interesting. Also, I like how the hyenas locked you in the basement of the ranger station.
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Apr 28, 2017 04:18
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Are you sure the protagonist is a conservationist? 
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Apr 28, 2017 11:29
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My only experience with Cabela's games is Corn in the Bible's lp of Dangerous Hunts 2009(?) last year but I know enough to get the gist of them. They follow two basic rules: 1) The protagonist is a callous sociopath the likes of which the world has never seen 2) Every non-human animal on earth is aligned and organized in an effort to kill all humans and especially the protagonist. This might sound evil, but trust me, you'll be rooting for them by the halfway point.
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Apr 28, 2017 14:53
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This game probably features the only radio-jamming baboons in the world.
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Apr 28, 2017 16:38
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Well, I'm sold. Is there a team of Special Forces Gibbons that come at you with AKs to back up the baboons?
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Apr 28, 2017 17:49
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I'm waiting for the shock reveal that your brother was a gorilla all along.
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Apr 28, 2017 18:58
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When do you get to hunt Bigfeet and Jakelopes?
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Apr 28, 2017 21:29
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So some animals have no heart? And some animals have no brains? Is this an allegory?
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Apr 28, 2017 22:39
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Dinictus posted:So some animals have no heart? And some animals have no brains? A metaphor for conservation.
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Apr 28, 2017 23:41
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I love that your first response to a herd of wild elephants is to shoot one in the butt. Clearly this game has taught you well.
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Apr 29, 2017 00:04
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Help, I accidentally recorded one more. Why are you still reading this?
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Apr 29, 2017 03:34
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I got it figured out! We are culling animals that have rabies-induced bloodlust. Conservation.
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Apr 29, 2017 05:57
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You know who the true winners of this unholy rampage are? The vultures. The baboon genocide alone should keep them fed for a week.
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Apr 29, 2017 13:13
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What's really going on in this game is the whole thing is some gun nut's poo poo that didn't happen stories on a hunting forum. "And then I went on an awesome safari and I killed, like, 80 lions with my desert eagle! Honest!"
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Apr 29, 2017 13:28
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I think your character is actually three hundred pounds, that would explain how he keeps falling through things and why he gets winded so quickly. The crocodile hit and run tactics are great too.
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Apr 29, 2017 13:36
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I can't wait for Cabellas to go off the rails and have you hunting like demons or something.
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Apr 29, 2017 15:48
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EasilyConfused posted:I think your character is actually three hundred pounds, that would explain how he keeps falling through things and why he gets winded so quickly. He's just weighed down by the massive sack of pistol ammo he's carrying.
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Apr 29, 2017 16:06
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He sounds like he's having a heart attack every time he jumps. HRRRNK ugh...
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Apr 29, 2017 17:20
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He might also be 3 feet tall. Some of those hyenas were almost eye to eye with him.
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Apr 29, 2017 17:25
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EasilyConfused posted:I think your character is actually three hundred pounds, that would explain how he keeps falling through things and why he gets winded so quickly. Well that would make sense for the typical American hunter. All we need is for our guide to come back with our ride so we can shoot things from the truck.
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Apr 29, 2017 17:35
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So, in that last video alone, our hero killed about 13 spotted leopards, 39 baboons, and 33 adult lions in an area maybe the size of a city block. Conservationism!
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Apr 29, 2017 18:04
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megane posted:So, in that last video alone, our hero killed about 13 spotted leopards, 39 baboons, and 33 adult lions in an area maybe the size of a city block. At the same time if there are that many of those things in such a small space they kinda need culling, right? 
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Apr 29, 2017 18:09
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It could have been more leopards. If you go through the leopard tree forest slowly they nibble at your left arm all the time. Also, you can stay down by the river until all nearby caves run out of baboons.
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Apr 29, 2017 18:13
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SelenicMartian posted:It could have been more leopards. If you go through the leopard tree forest slowly they nibble at your left arm all the time. So what you're saying is that you've been far too merciful to the indigenous wildlife. Step up your game, man! These species aren't going to endanger themselves!
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Apr 29, 2017 18:28
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Dreadwroth posted:I can't wait for Cabellas to go off the rails and have you hunting like demons or something. Cabela's Most Dangerous Game 2017.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:43
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EasilyConfused posted:I never know what type of game to expect when you start an LP, except that it'll be interesting. Night10194 posted:At the same time if there are that many of those things in such a small space they kinda need culling, right? 
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Apr 30, 2017 05:42
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This game is reminding me of every terrible 70's "NATURE GONE MAD" movie ever like Day of the Animals mixed with terrible 80's style gun fetishism. I think this is as close to that fake VHS movie in Far Cry Blood Dragon. "Monkey see, MONKEY KILL!"
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Apr 30, 2017 06:28
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Dreadwroth posted:I can't wait for Cabellas to go off the rails and have you hunting like demons or something. Doom?
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Apr 30, 2017 08:10
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Schubalts posted:Doom? Conservation!
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Apr 30, 2017 11:35
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In all seriousness, I'm really enjoying watching this game. The way the animations constantly shift from 1st to 3rd person is actually pretty clever and seamless, and the environments are varied and detailed. If the subject matter was anything besides indiscriminately shooting every animal you come across, they'd have the makings of a decent shooter here.
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Apr 30, 2017 13:30
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It is a nice looking game and seems to run pretty smoothly, from what I can tell, so thats not the issue. It's the goofy rear end story and the sports hunter idea of "conservation". I think all the "humans" in this game are Terminators or something. Dreadwroth fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Apr 30, 2017 15:36
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DH2013 is a loving good game!
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Apr 30, 2017 16:51
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You know, whenever there's a Cabela's lp going on I lie awake at night and I think of all the bears that are trying to kill my dad and all the swarms of malicious lions and leopards and wolves everywhere that want nothing more than to overthrow all of human civilization. I lie awake at night and I think that I should pick up a Desert Eagle and become a conservationist, a real Cabela's Man. But then I think of all the swarms of hyenas and baboons, and how well organized and fearless they are, and I ask myself, do I have the will and acumen to conserve them before they conserve me? I don't know. Even in my brightest hour I just don't know.
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Apr 30, 2017 17:34
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I think I've figured out what's going on with the animal density: when any animals with that one collector in Mexico become unmanageable, this is what happens to them! Conservation!
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Apr 30, 2017 19:23
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"All animals were harmed during this performance" Cat scare extravaganza.
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May 1, 2017 04:55
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