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Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Good band name: UPS & Laura

Good song title for my jam band: Fascinated & Laughing

My funk band persona: Leon Spot

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Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

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Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

in other words don't steal my shower thought ips and i won't steal yours!! and don't steal each other's neither!!

posting smiling
scalding water
makes me mad
scrub until my skin is red

boiling howling growing hotter
behind the ears
my unclean head

pain and anguish fade to laughter
a bank for dogs
i'll post a thread

Manifisto


posting smiling posted:

scalding water
makes me mad
scrub until my skin is red

boiling howling growing hotter
behind the ears
my unclean head

pain and anguish fade to laughter
a bank for dogs
i'll post a thread

*snaps fingers approvingly*

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
i need more paper towels. just something i thought about in the shower.


thanks Manifisto!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
shrek plays yugioh

Captain Splashback

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
i really need to clean this shower

Robot Made of Meat

Captain Splashback posted:

i really need to clean this shower


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Macnult

It's more upsetting to find out someone mixed water into the shampoo bottle than it is to find out we're out of shampoo

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

Macnult posted:

It's more upsetting to find out someone mixed water into the shampoo bottle than it is to find out we're out of shampoo

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!
...feudalism was better than capitalism

*later* ...it was, though

Impkins Patootie





"i feel like triggering my mammalian dive reflex*

*turns hot water to maximum cold*

*lungs instantly contract and flex like the incredible hulk as they involuntarily suck in air like a race car engine*

NICE :q:

does it again and again 5x5

Starshark
I hope I can get whatever-that-is off my toes...

Utz

by vyelkin
these ants invading my shower swarm to dr bronners sweetnsour edible organic shaving soap, hm, i wonder why

they have no idea what they're in for

i'm going to replace it with a non-organic off-brand edible shaving soap, see how they like THAT

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Plebian Parasite

i mostly just think about tetrominos

alnilam

hmm, maybe dr bronner is right and we ARE all one, all one or none, exception? None!

Plebian Parasite

they are called showers because they show the intimite depths of your psyche

Rotten Punk

*removed by the duck*

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 4, 2017


Utz

by vyelkin
exterminate the ANTS

ALL NONE

ALL NONE

ps update on the ants, they are now eating my non-gmo, gluten-free tp

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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
I think I'm about to run out of body wash... I need this bottle of body wash to last for this entire shower session. I don't wanna step out of the shower to get another bottle! My glistening nude body will get cold out there... Where did I put the extra body wash... Oh god i dont think this bottle is gonna last...

precision

by VideoGames
eh, i washed my hair yesterday :effort:

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take the moon

by sebmojo
that one where youre weird in other peoples dreams

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I don't deserve things

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Utz posted:

exterminate the ANTS

ALL NONE

ALL NONE

ps update on the ants, they are now eating my non-gmo, gluten-free tp

i read this as "eating my grandma" somehow and got concerned!!!

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
I'm a grower, not a shower.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Utz

by vyelkin

Quidthulhu posted:

i read this as "eating my grandma" somehow and got concerned!!!

ha ha yes but no, now they are eating my actual pants

which are 100% unbleached fair-trade organic non-GMO with flavor and nutrition molecules imbued into the very quintessence of the cotton

they aren't eating my nylon disguise, though, neither the nylon facial covering nor the attached polyester dreadlocks




i'm not in the shower anymore though so i guess i should stop posting about my ants/pants problem

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Ultra Spoot

Gonna start a jazz side project under the name Shmoop Davis. Problem is, I can only play drums. Time to think about me scrambling around playing every instrument at once and making myself laugh.

Scaly Haylie

In a shower-related thought, I find alternating between cold and hot blasts in the shower very good for killing headaches.

Rock Paper Tongue

May cause birth defects

I get scared whenever I close my eyes in the shower

I'm worried that when I open them there's gonna be something spooky that snuck in there with me

Manifisto


Dangerous Minority posted:

I get scared whenever I close my eyes in the shower

I'm worried that when I open them there's gonna be something spooky that snuck in there with me

oo right, like say sodium lauryl sulfate

Impkins Patootie





Ultra Spoot posted:

Gonna start a jazz side project under the name Shmoop Davis. Problem is, I can only play drums. Time to think about me scrambling around playing every instrument at once and making myself laugh.

don't call it jazz man, that's just some made up word. it's social music.

Nude

I have no idea what I'm doing.
gotta turn up the hot water *squeak squeak* ... *squeak* ahhhhh ya

sethimothy

Nyu for 1d4 points of damage
My shower thought was "You know, I've never posted in BYOB before, maybe I should today, what's the worst that could happen."

And then I did. Why. loving *WHY*

alnilam

sethimothy posted:

My shower thought was "You know, I've never posted in BYOB before, maybe I should today, what's the worst that could happen."

And then I did. Why. loving *WHY*

Hi :wave: hello

e: ^^^^ a shower thought I've had before

Ultra Spoot

King of the Beach posted:

don't call it jazz man, that's just some made up word. it's social music.

You just blew my mind. I mean, uh, showered it. You took my mind, placed it gently in the shower, and rained some wisdom on that poo poo.

Farg
drat I'm thirsty, which is ironic here

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Rock Paper Tongue

May cause birth defects

Manifisto posted:

oo right, like say sodium lauryl sulfate

Laura Sulfate sounds pretty cool, like a time-travelling renegade chemist

That's another shower thought

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
"who is plebeian parasite?"

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Minimum Syntaxing

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
Nails on a chalkboard...
like, is it talking about fingernails, or the metal nails that you pound into wood with a hammer?
And is the phrase simply talking about a high pitch annoying sound, or that other weird sensation that puts a chill in your spine and makes you shudder?

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