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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
before you'd have unprotected sex with them?

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
not that

Bobmuffins
Oct 10, 2016

sex isn't real op

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
5 second rule

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Take some prophylactics afterwards and you'll be fine

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Go neg your poz hole somehere else, OP.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Need to be one of the Tatums

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Only if I can do them in the butt.

You can't get AIDS from the butt.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I want to have sex and I want to die. Kill two birds with one stone.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

There are pills that make sex with someone who is HIV+ pretty safe, op. Are those being used in this hypothetical?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I want to have sex and I want to die. Kill two birds with one stone.

You can have sex more than once. Probably thousands of times

Death is only a couple

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

aegof posted:

There are pills that make sex with someone who is HIV+ pretty safe, op. Are those being used in this hypothetical?

They said yes, but you can tell it was just a Tic Tac and they're being sarcastic.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if they have a big dick and nice abs i don't care what they look like or what diseases they have

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


aegof posted:

There are pills that make sex with someone who is HIV+ pretty safe, op. Are those being used in this hypothetical?

I think that would count as protection. If they meant condom specifically, they should have said condom.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Whoever invented the pullout method should have won a posthumous Newberry award

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

aegof posted:

There are pills that make sex with someone who is HIV+ pretty safe, op. Are those being used in this hypothetical?

The pills are ridiculously expensive and it seems like people get them just so they can go on Craigslist and declare "I'M ON PREP NOW WHO WANTS TO RAWDOG MY rear end in a top hat"

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
please just go to a bugchasing forum OP, it's fine, society has collapsed enough already for you sickos to have your weird corners on the internet all for yourselves.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Pulling out owns, except when you do it and you realize the career slut you hosed against the yam-fry stained wall outside Carl's Jr isn't totally over her period, but you don't worry about it because the most you'll have to worry about is some light hepatitis, this is america after all

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

Zorodius posted:

They said yes, but you can tell it was just a Tic Tac and they're being sarcastic.

Sarcasm's a huge turn off, so that kind of response would raise the bar to inhuman levels of beauty. And then only if I could go get the morning after meds anyway.

nazca
Apr 9, 2016

Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet
Long as she looks better than Tia Dalma.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I did your mom OP, so not that attractive

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how big is her dick

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
I wouldn't care. But maybe a prescription for anti-retrovirals and/or whatever they have now, and shove it in my face while they swallow the pills.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
OP didn't specify what hole...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I'm circumcised and straight so my chances of getting aids from pounding poz puss are actually extremely low

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm circumcised and straight so my chances of getting aids from pounding poz puss are actually extremely low

You're the one getting pounded tho

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
"Practically unlimited spending money" level of attractive
And that's after I pay for the anti-HIV pills

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Pussy is disgusting and doesn't feel right. Give me some hot man rectum every time. I'm a bit of a bug chaser and always looking for rare viral strains to be deposited way the gently caress up my rear end in a top hat :)

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

Pussy is disgusting and doesn't feel right. Give me some hot man rectum every time. I'm a bit of a bug chaser and always looking for rare viral strains to be deposited way the gently caress up my rear end in a top hat :)

That's p. gay

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FAGGY CLAUSE

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

Pussy is disgusting and doesn't feel right. Give me some hot man rectum every time. I'm a bit of a bug chaser and always looking for rare viral strains to be deposited way the gently caress up my rear end in a top hat :)

Is the faggy clause like the santa clause from that docudrama with tim allen

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm circumcised and straight so my chances of getting aids from pounding poz puss are actually extremely low

Oh please, the circumcision bonus is marginal at best, and reduces your resistance to each and every other virus that can't hijack your macrophages (it's there for a reason, blah blah, secondary immunity blah). Also, you ever get off to a chick using just their tongue? Yeah, they don't have to work the shaft when you're uncircumcised. You know what it's like to be that sensitive? I am truly sorry, to the girls who have to work harder and the guys who lack the sensitivity. It's a mucus membrane, not skin, it's not supposed to rub against boxers for 24 hours a day.

A slightly higher chance to get AIDS, a chance that is rendered moot by condoms, and a disease that is no longer a death-sentence, is worth that.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

nazca posted:

Long as she looks better than Tia Dalma.



I was totally into this lady when I saw this movie

e: and now

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
im on prep so /shrug

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
A chick who looked like Debbie Harry wanted to bang one time, though she prefaced it by saying she had herpes. I'm real loving ugly though so I said sure anyway... Then she sobered up a bit and ran away.

That's my story, OP. It wasn't aids, but p.close. I guess I'd wouldn't do it sober.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

IronClaymore posted:

Oh please, the circumcision bonus is marginal at best, and reduces your resistance to each and every other virus that can't hijack your macrophages (it's there for a reason, blah blah, secondary immunity blah). Also, you ever get off to a chick using just their tongue? Yeah, they don't have to work the shaft when you're uncircumcised. You know what it's like to be that sensitive? I am truly sorry, to the girls who have to work harder and the guys who lack the sensitivity. It's a mucus membrane, not skin, it's not supposed to rub against boxers for 24 hours a day.

A slightly higher chance to get AIDS, a chance that is rendered moot by condoms, and a disease that is no longer a death-sentence, is worth that.

Strong opinions about dickskin dude

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Psycho Society posted:

Strong opinions about dickskin dude

Not really. It's just fun to emulate strong opinions when you have none. It gets better when you research human immune systems and poo poo. Also, ethics. You wanna get rid of dickskin? Get it done at 18 then, don't hurt kids. But hey, I don't care, if I did, I'd have done something.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

IronClaymore posted:

Not really. It's just fun to emulate strong opinions when you have none. It gets better when you research human immune systems and poo poo. Also, ethics. You wanna get rid of dickskin? Get it done at 18 then, don't hurt kids. But hey, I don't care, if I did, I'd have done something.

What is your educational background

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Lasher posted:

A chick who looked like Debbie Harry wanted to bang one time, though she prefaced it by saying she had herpes. I'm real loving ugly though so I said sure anyway... Then she sobered up a bit and ran away.

That's my story, OP. It wasn't aids, but p.close. I guess I'd wouldn't do it sober.

Neither would she, it would seem.

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