This transfer window looks super depressing for Man United so far - PirateBob, June 3

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who is the biggest fail club This poll is closed.
arsenal	9223372036854775807	100.00%
not arsenal	1	0.00%
Total:	23 votes

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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Watford doing a tidy bit of business selling their new manager to city for 70 million quid

# ¿ May 27, 2017 22:53

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:01

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

trem_two posted:

The Sun said today that Stoke are going to buy Rooney for �45m, and I've never wanted a transfer rumor to be true as much as this one

This would easily be one of the worst transfers of all time

# ¿ May 28, 2017 16:25

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

So was Tuchel resigning expected or is this because he's going to be appearing at a press conference in north london tomorrow? :tinfoil:

# ¿ May 30, 2017 18:20

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

sassassin posted:

Lukaku's not good enough to start for Chelsea.

Costa might be off to china though

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 16:52

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Weaponized Cum posted:

Doesn't he want like 300k a week?

Him and ozil want 280 apparently

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 20:03

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Bacon Terrorist posted:

The Sun claiming Bellerin has agreed terms with Barca ahead of a £50m move

Like bellerin but he's had an awful season so gently caress yes I'll be having that.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 15:53

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Hoops posted:

I'd rather live in Liverpool than Southampton, Southampton's shite.

Yeah but you can live in sandbanks and commute. Liverpool's so poo poo even the club hate it and have actively tried to destroy the community around anfield

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:23

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

sassassin posted:

He's not going to China

https://twitter.com/sidlowe/status/872583110109667333

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 00:07

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Shrapnig posted:

Arsenal sold him for £5m at the start of last season.

I was sad. He looked good in every start he was given.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 15:36

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Brony Car posted:

Do you think Arsenal should try to keep him?

I think so, maybe it's a false dawn but although he really hasn't progressed at all for most of his time watching him this year he's been alot more solid and improved considerably compared to the season before. Him being able to fill in in the back three is also really useful

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 08:33

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/23/arsenal-alexandre-lacazette-lyon-record-bid

Well this has come out of nowhere. Arsenal are apparently making a 44m bet for lacazette with lyon ready to accept and lacazette willing to move as athletico, who were his first choice, have a transfer ban

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 19:23

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

PirateBob posted:

Too bad for Mbappe that Arsenal favor Lacazette over him.

Lacazette has scored 37 this season, mbappe only 26 :chord:

wenger has gaslighted everyone into spending silly money on a fraud

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 19:29

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Giroud, lacazette and lemar as arsenal's new front three put your house on it.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 21:11

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

The transfer market has gone completely mad this summer

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 12:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Akileese posted:

Alexandre Lacazette to Arsenal is a Done Deal.

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/882630918388822018

https://www.arsenal.com/news/alexandre-lacazette-agrees-join-arsenal

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 18:49

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Thirteenth Step posted:

when your getting 20+ every season it doesnt really matter if you have the first touch of a rapist

i never noticed it when he was at the albion tbh

He's only scored 20+ in the league once (but then tbf rooney's only done it twice) but he'd still be a big upgrade

code:

League only

Year	Rooney		Big Rom
	Apps	Goals	Apps	Goals
2012-13	27	12	35	17
2013-14	29	17	31	15
2014-15	33	12	36	10
2015-16	28	8	37	18
2016-17	25	5	37	25

I've also discovered sexy alexis 'i want 400k a week' sanchez has scored more goals in the league than costa

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jul 6, 2017

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 15:37

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

TelekineticBear! posted:

Im pretty happy about it, a good experienced player who can slot it well into the team. Also the way transfers should be done, without weeks of speculation and endless media bullshit but rather they just announce it

It helps that you are a poo poo club no one cares about

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 19:58

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I thought with a few smart buys Everton could make a decent push up from 6th but lol Rooney

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 17:48

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Just dropping by to say i hope neymar gets killed by a saudi cluster bomb while promoting the worst world cup of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlISkwn39M

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 23:06

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

lmao at coutinho being �108m

he's very good but this is the season everyone will point to when they decided when it was football finally truly died

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 19:56

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Sad to see ox and especially gibbs go but ox hasn't progressed much although looked ok last season so �40m in the last year of his contract is mad money

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 09:19

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I'm hoping this deathly silence from arsenal means wenger has got a tasty midfielder lined up out of nowhere like when ozil signed

:smithicide:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 10:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jose posted:

TBF they are both great signings

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 11:40

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Sanchez is definitely more than 50% better then the ox so up your game citeh

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 13:57

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

shut up blegum posted:

Where would Sanchez even play at city? They already have De Bruyne and Silva

Sanchez is better then silva but would play up front

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 14:03

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

T Bowl posted:

Sanchez is going to sulk and boohoo all season until he signs for someone else and it will be poo poo, best to move him on tbh. He's going to start for Chile either way as someone said so keeping him is kind of dumb.

I dunno he's always pretty professional and puts a shift in even when everyone else is having a casual work.

Anyway we'll see because he's 100% staying

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 16:03

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Remember when we all did hearty lols at united paying 90million for pogba...

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 16:38

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

tarbrush posted:

Signed by Monaco for £4m ish and has scored 9 goals...

His youtube highlight real for 2 seasons combined is under 4 minutes long and that's all i need to know

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 16:42

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Well that saga lasted about 15 minutes

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 16:46

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Blinkz0rz posted:

jfc who gives a poo poo about noted fail club arsenal

lots of people they are pretty popular

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 17:53

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

But yeah yet another winger would not fix the fundamental gash midfield problem

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 17:54

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

PirateBob posted:

Kylian Mbappé to Paris Saint Germain is a done deal.

https://en.psg.fr/pro/article/kylian-mbappe-signs-with-paris-saint-germain

One year loan with option/obligation to buy.

A one year loan

:thunk:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 19:05

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:01

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

PSG getting somehow hit with a transfer ban because of the neymar shenanigans and being unable to sign mmmnnbop permanently would be extremely my poo poo

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 19:54

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