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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Brewsters Millions 2, starting Pep Guardiola: In order to win his 30m severance package and escape an impossible job, we follow Pep as he wastes as much money as possible in 90 days on midfielders and centrifuges

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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Big Taff Man posted:

Any news on Howson? I heard some unconfirmed reports he was getting on a plane to Madrid carrying a multipack of Curly Wurlys.

Infantino is carrying on Sepp's persecution of Howson and will veto the deal once again

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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PirateBob posted:

Several reports say that one of Mourinho's priorities this summer is a new left back, possibly Mendy from Monaco. What's gonna happen to £30m man Luke Shaw in that case? He's a bit too expensive to just be a backup.

He is a £15-20m man now OP

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ninpo posted:

Actually he's more like a two hundred pound man

:thurman:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Hegay posted:

More than 100 million euros for a kid who has really only played 1 season, gently caress off lol

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Balotelli would be a perfect fit for Marseille considering they share a mutual love for self destruction, drama and hubris

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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fat greasy puto posted:

again, why would he leave real?

So he can to home to Wales quicker during his annual few months of injury

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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eleven extra elephants posted:

defoe to bournemouth is a good move, tasty

He looks after himself but it's still a long big money contract for his age. Don't get it

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Transfer ban transfer ban transfer ban

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
FA should stop being so spineless in the face of this kind of corruption in the game. A public inquiry would be more appropriate for this type of tapping up.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Klopp just favorited a Howson tweet suggesting he would like to play CB one day.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Weaponized Cum posted:

bye bye Zlatan, you singlehandedly kept united on the top half of the table then you did your knee

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Hoops posted:

Zlatan agrees to give up his 10 year run of winning titles everywhere to help United in their time of need, singlehandedly wins them 15 points and basically stops their season being an absolute catastrophe, then as soon as he gets injured they just toss him aside. The United Way.

Would you have extended his contract?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I'd have preferred to keep him actually but on that money and at that age it's risky, OP.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Be calm, Piratebob.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Paperhouse posted:

United have just confirmed the signing of Victor Lindelof. I've never seen him play but my bet is that he absolutely rules because now he plays for my team

Hopefully it's not for the trillion billion that was the asking price last year.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Paperhouse posted:

Rumoured to be 35m Euros, which is the new 15m Euros so hell, I'm happy with that

That's about what Bailly cost

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It was cool having him just for his mentalness, a shame it had to end through injury :smith:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Gigi Galli posted:

Does Rooney still start for England? I'd imagine he'd be doing everything possible to get a consistent starting position rather than just making GBS threads it up on the bench.

Speaking of making GBS threads it up, Montolivo is apparently getting thrown out :getin:

Rooney wasn't picked in the last squad

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jason Sextro posted:

wanna see Rooney leave United so I can see the United people go on about how he was never that good anyway

He was really really good until the last Ferguson season, OP.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Probably a good 8 inches

Enough about your wife's transfer wish list

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Vegetable posted:

Maybe United, for that reunification factor.

Please

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Would be a shame to end his Madrid career like that

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The no.7 jersey is unoccupied since Depay left........

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Salah is a good signing imo. Also it will be cool to see Alves in the prem.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He would cost more money than FSG would be comfortable spending IMO

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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Thirteenth Step posted:

I hate John Terry and I'm looking forward to being able to hate him more

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That should be in the OP of every transfer thread

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He looked seriously good for about three games

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sassassin posted:

Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

I think Conte wants Sandro from Juve, think they play in the same position

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

trem_two posted:

Sandro is a left back/wing back.

Oh well

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oliwan posted:

Can someone explain the 🌈 emoji in this tweet to me?

It's to represent JT's tolerance of minorities

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can't believe we sold him

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Having limited knowledge of Morata my preference is Big Rom

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Thirteenth Step posted:

a lot of man utd fans are saying they would have preferred morata and even though I obviously have a soft spot for lukaku I probably would have preferred to spend that amount of money on somebody I know is comfortable in the league and country

he'll be good for them I think

This is a good opinion

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Feels weird that he's gone but this is cool and good. Hopefully he gives a gently caress at Everton for a season at least.
His debut game was my fondest memory followed by the bicycle kick against City

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Aside from Rooney I'd say Everton have done alright though that Belgian kid who has been immediately loaned back is probably DOA (these deals never turn out good)

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PirateBob posted:

He could be sold to Italy in that case, which is probably the chels' preference anyway.

Also why is the forum so slow to load lately :rant:

Lowtax is trying to upload all the new genders for people's profiles

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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

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oliwan posted:

who cares, Liverpool will never win anything of note anymore anyway.

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