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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

I find that beer more adequately prepares me for a day of airline travel than coffee so it's a good thing they serve as soon as things open

early flight --> breakfast and drinks --> sleep on plane

pro sequence

good breakfast may not apply if your airport is tiny and sucks sorry

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Tumble posted:

Beer is baby-tier travel drinking.

The best move is to take a couple percocets and wash them down with some straight liquor on ice. Hard liquor has more alcohol by volume, so you get less water. Less water means less getting up to pee, because using the bathroom on airplanes is lame.

Yeah, that would be more efficient

I just like taking every opportunity to have beer with breakfast and don't want to be totally blasted on domestic flights I guess- a little buzz is enough to help me sleep when the flights are super-early

# ¿ May 26, 2017 17:37

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

null posted:

What's their policy on jorts? Asking for a friend.

shoot on sight

# ¿ May 26, 2017 20:21

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