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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Doritos® Heatwave™ are a good chib, a fine chib, and even a hot chib

but half of them are broken and a crumbly mess as the bottom of the bag <:mad:>

what a chore to eat!

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Try turning it off and back on again

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The word is "chip".

Benjamin Danklin
Jun 9, 2017

I think Spicy Nacho is their best subtle work

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Chibs chibs chibs chibs would of chibs

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

numberoneposter posted:

Doritos® Heatwave™ are a good chib, a fine chib, and even a hot chib

but half of them are broken and a crumbly mess as the bottom of the bag <:mad:>

what a chore to eat!

That's the best part. Just snort the dust. It's what I do.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You should just be able to buy Doritos dust separate from the chips, I don't know why they have to treat us like babies. :colbert:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Should've bought the purple bag

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if it was the OP and not the chibs that was broken all along?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Doritos are scrub tier

lol if you don't buy expensive organic multi coloured corn tortilla chips in a paper bag and eat them with freshly made pico de gallo with cilantro from your herb garden just lol

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

moose face posted:

Doritos are scrub tier

lol if you don't buy expensive organic multi coloured corn tortilla chips in a paper bag and eat them with freshly made pico de gallo with cilantro from your herb garden just lol

cilantro is minty garbage

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

insulated staircase posted:

cilantro is minty garbage

gently caress you

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Thats what happens when you put too much heat in a chip

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

insulated staircase posted:

cilantro is minty garbage

soapy, but yeah

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Doritos: the perfect meal?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
stop saying chib you stupid piece of poo poo

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

chib

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
maybe they need to put more air in the bags so this doesn't happen

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
you need cilantro in pico de gallo though

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

People that think cilantro tastes like soap are genetic trash.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

scrubs season six posted:

People that think cilantro tastes like soap are genetic trash.

I have no way to prove this, but ever since the whole 'cilantro tastes like soap to some people' thing became known, I'd wager that 90% of the people that claim it are the same bitch made assholes that say things like "my feels!" unironically, or that black pepper or oregano are just 'too spicy' for them.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I like cool ranch, the official chib of stank pussies everywhere

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Ein cooler Typ posted:

maybe they need to put more air in the bags so this doesn't happen

The contents settled during transit like I settle for store brand Doritos chibs.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Lol if your palet isnt developed enough for cilantro. Lmao i cant even holy poo poo

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Those don't count as full crunches either OP

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