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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


This is a Russian Roulette let's play between me and the first guy to post ITT. Loser has to pay for the cheese pizza.

Who's up?

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I want a cheese pizza

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I post.

Do a RNG site and tell me if I lose so I shall post in byob to get probed by your with honor


You time traveling fucker :argh:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CharlestonJew posted:

I want a cheese pizza

Since I'm such a gentleman, I'll let you go first. *slides over gun*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

Since I'm such a gentleman, I'll let you go first. *slides over gun*

if i win can we do double or nothing and upgrade it to a pepperoni pizza *click*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CharlestonJew posted:

if i win can we do double or nothing and upgrade it to a pepperoni pizza *click*

I prefer pineapple. *click*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

I prefer pineapple. *click*

thats real hosed up my man *click*

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
I am an impartial observer and will run the roulette simulation using a site I googled.

Charlston has pulled the trigger and lives.

You are next, Putty, do you pull?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*click* That was the 4th chamber. The odds are not in your favor...

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'll pull that fuckin' trigger, man.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

EorayMel posted:

I'll pull that fuckin' trigger, man.



Missing eyebrows. Disqualified, Luigi. You didn't even bring your Rabbid gun.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

*click* That was the 4th chamber. The odds are not in your favor...

I hate to say it, but you got guts son *click*

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Putty posted:

Missing eyebrows. Disqualified, Luigi. You didn't even bring your Rabbid gun.

Mario will do it instead.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CharlestonJew posted:

I hate to say it, but you got guts son *click*

*click* This chamber holds seven bullets.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

*click* This chamber holds seven bullets.

you and I, we're both sick! the only time we feel alive is when we put our lives on the line, it's a sad reality. but we people are never satisfied, we'll always seek a higher rush! the history of the united states rests within the walls of this institution. It's an old tradition that has continued since the first presidential election. I want you to see it through to the end. And by the way... women are all the same! *click*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*eyes through pizza menu for any combo deals*

*click*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hey there's no bullets in thisBANG

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How good are my odds at PRUSSIAN Roulette?

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

*eyes through pizza menu for any combo deals*

*click*

looking for cheap pizza already? somebodys not confident *click*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

EorayMel posted:

How good are my odds at PRUSSIAN Roulette?



I remember when I used this gun to defeat Cda for the IK championship. He doesn't like to talk about it.


CharlestonJew posted:

looking for cheap pizza already? somebodys not confident *click*

What is your definition of a pizza?! *click* Would you just be satisfied by anything on a breaded platter or do you strive for the harder to obtain luxuries in life?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
You don't know me! *clicks again* I've never lost a stake in the Runescape Duel Arena. Not even one.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Inshallah *clickity click click*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

What is your definition of a pizza?! *click* Would you just be satisfied by anything on a breaded platter or do you strive for the harder to obtain luxuries in life?

ive eaten Subway pizza I can handle anything *click*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
and if we're upping the ante like this I want hot wings *click*

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Are there half Russian Roulette clicks?

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Fives times, fucker! *click click click click click click*


Five... Six!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

Fives times, fucker! *click click click click click click*


Five... Six!

i've clearly underestimated you... its time to stop holding back *points the gun at you* *click*

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
A half gun click.

*cli

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*takes hostage* *click*

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





CharlestonJew posted:

i've clearly underestimated you... its time to stop holding back *points the gun at you* *click*

Turns out the gun was loaded with a blank the whole time and this was a test. You failed!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Putty posted:

*takes hostage* *click*

wtf thats the delivery boy for my pizza *click*

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
*points at Pawn 17*

*click*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
i don't have any cash on me btw so you're gonna have to tip him *click*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*click*

It's quite a delightful sound.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Does Russian roulette with a standard six round wheelgun actually have 1 in 6 odds? I always wondered if the round would make it not spin truly evenly, I guess you'd have to spin hard and randomly stop or close it before the speed of the revolutions slows down or whatever. Do we have a physics expert person here? Just in case my buddies ask me to play again this weekend

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

extra stout posted:

Does Russian roulette with a standard six round wheelgun actually have 1 in 6 odds? I always wondered if the round would make it not spin truly evenly, I guess you'd have to spin hard and randomly stop or close it before the speed of the revolutions slows down or whatever. Do we have a physics expert person here? Just in case my buddies ask me to play again this weekend

you don't spin the chamber every time you pull the trigger doofus *click*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

extra stout posted:

Does Russian roulette with a standard six round wheelgun actually have 1 in 6 odds? I always wondered if the round would make it not spin truly evenly, I guess you'd have to spin hard and randomly stop or close it before the speed of the revolutions slows down or whatever. Do we have a physics expert person here? Just in case my buddies ask me to play again this weekend

That's a real good question Stout. *hands u gun*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I pickpocket CJ while he isn't looking and give his gun to somebody else. I quietly leave through the back door to order Chinese instead.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I get a job at the local Chinese takeout place in the hopes of finding putty and exacting my vengeance

*click*

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

CharlestonJew posted:

you don't spin the chamber every time you pull the trigger doofus *click*

But the first spin wouldn't it be altered by the weight of the round, and thus every click after that more or less likely to kill you because you didn't spin fast enough to make the chamber a weightless perfect high speed fidget spinner

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