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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Well???

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
WHEN I STOP BEING GAY AS HELL

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
never op. i started posting on these here forums when i was a boy of 17. I've had an interesting life with a lot of ups and downs and one of the constants i can always appreciate is that the funny loving assholes on this forum will always be here

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
when the forums die a cold and icy death

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Whoops. Something used to be here.

Over There fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jun 25, 2017

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

when im in the old folks home im gonna write my poo poo posts on a big whiteboard by my toilet and the nurse will have to enter them into the computer cause its her job

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
The plan at the outset was this, op

2005-2006: Post

2006 - 2015: Retire

2015- 2018: Post

2018 - ???: Retire

??? - ???: Post?

So far so good, op

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

death, I suppose

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
every banned poster was just 1 day from retirement when some henchman from the moderator syndicate took them down. but we knew the risks when we signed up

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
I plan to haunt the forums and post from beyond the grave.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

When the government takes away my ability to post.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
There is no retiring, any hiatus will be involuntary (too poor for internet, incarceration, etc).

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
my posting will finally end like sword of doom with me flailing wildly as the forums burn around me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I retired from posting in 2011, OP

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

There is no retiring, any hiatus will be involuntary (too poor for internet, incarceration, etc).

You loving bitch I told you to get. The. gently caress 👏 out of my forums!!!! Fixing oval office wipe !!!!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

You loving bitch I told you to get. The. gently caress 👏 out of my forums!!!! Fixing oval office wipe !!!!

I mostly stick around out of malice FYI. Toward YOU, SA user Comfy Fleece Sweater. :mad:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
When the keyboard is taken from my cold dead hands.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


When lowtax does a Format C on the forum servers.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Women hit their posting peak much later in life op, so I haven't even gotten started

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
prob tomorrow op

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


when they pry the keyboard & mouse from my cold, dead hands.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


meet girls at the store posted:

Women hit their posting peak much later in life op, so I haven't even gotten started

Why hello youngin

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I'll post until I can't post anymore










semper fi

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

I mostly stick around out of malice FYI. Toward YOU, SA user Comfy Fleece Sweater. :mad:

I KNEW IT

You have made a powerful enemy today, Kuato

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Death will tak m the first

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Probably when I stop drinking so much.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
LIVE BY THE POST...DIE BY THE POST

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

When I finally make the perfect post, the post that ends all posting, the post that heralds the end of the internet. Only then will I stop posting.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
I plan on posting on Something Awful even on my death bed. My last post will probably something like "im gay" before I flatline.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
When my pulse dies or the site does

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

dee eight posted:

I'll post until I can't post anymore










semper fi

carry on

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014
when i finish hand-crafting this artisan bespoke noose

pram
Jun 10, 2001

jon joe posted:

when the forums die a cold and icy death

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


When the robot uprising kills us all, op.

Altair Knight
Jun 1, 2006

After the 10th generation of my kin this account has been passed down to decides to pay the extra $10 to make his/her own account.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I'm in this for life.

I love all you gay necrophiliacs so much.

Harrower posted:

I plan to haunt the forums and post from beyond the grave.

I'm already doing this.

Caufman fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jun 25, 2017

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If your last living moment doesn't involve clutching whatever futuristic posting device and giving your final respects to the goatman, you have lived in vain.

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
I'll stop posting, when Trump fat fingers the red button (not the one for the cokes) and the world as we know turns into ashes.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
I'm morbidly obese and have spent so long in this chair that my skin has sort of grafted into the fabric so posting just passes the time until my last heart attack.

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Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
It kind of sad to see when posters just stop posting. You go to their profile page and the last time they logged in was 3 years ago and they weren't even banned or probated. :confused:

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