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conditions of the scenario: - you did laundry yesterday and have no dirty laundry - you are wearing one (1) pair of two (2) socks. - you're going out later to an event that requires you wear socks - you are the type of person who, when masturbating their dick to completion, catches their ejaculate in socks - you are horny and have decided to masturbate your dick presently do you - dirty a clean sock fresh from the laundry, with your dick and its contents - take off one of your socks, use it for the above stated purpose, and then put on another, clean sock? - there are only two options Potential hacks: - masturbate your dick twice into a pair of clean socks, one after the other (time permitting), so there is no lonely mate-less sock (signing my post) - point your dick out the window so its someone else's problem THis is the most effort i have ever put into anything, Thanks for reading.
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wank it then put it on and then tell the prettiest girl you see that you're walking in a cumsock also do your laundry you slob
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Jun 27, 2017 00:28
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Jerk off into the sink and leave your poor socks alone.
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Jun 27, 2017 00:35
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paul_soccer10 posted:- you're going out later to an event that requires you wear socks
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Jun 27, 2017 00:40
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Johnny Walker posted:What are you meeting the queen or something? in a maner of speaking...................................................................................................................................
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Jun 27, 2017 00:41
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Wear cumsocks everyday
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Jun 27, 2017 00:43
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paul_soccer10 posted:conditions of the scenario: I wad up some toilet paper and throw it away after.
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Jun 27, 2017 00:45
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i dont have anything to talk about either man i have to go out to the store and i really dont feel like it
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Jun 27, 2017 00:51
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Just use a paper towel you bozo. I do not recommend bath tissue as it tends get way flaky with too much jizz and then you got sticky, shredded paper all over your dick.
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Jun 27, 2017 00:53
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you people aren't following the conditions of this hypothetical
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Jun 27, 2017 00:54
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jesuz chrest op just use toilet paper
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Jun 27, 2017 00:55
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Buy a pack of cheap socks from the grocery store for 2 dollars and use those for your business.
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Jun 27, 2017 00:56
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Just go behind some bushes, jeez.
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Jun 27, 2017 01:18
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paul_soccer10 posted:you people aren't following the conditions of this hypothetical OP, it seems like you need to... 
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Jun 27, 2017 01:23
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Beefeater posted:Jerk off into the sink and leave your poor socks alone. or the toilet, why is this a toughie
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Jun 27, 2017 01:34
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paul_soccer10 posted:you people aren't following the conditions of this hypothetical Because it's loving dumb. Everybody learned to stop jizzing in their socks a decade ago when it was cool.
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Jun 27, 2017 01:46
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just jizz on the floor and blame the increasing crust on 'dust mites' or 'asbestos'
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Jun 27, 2017 02:36
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Hang your rules! Be like that one poster from a while back, and start a CumVase. (Please don't actually do this)
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Jun 27, 2017 03:55
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Who jizzes into their own sock are you some kind of animal op?
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Jun 27, 2017 03:59
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just ejaculate out the window once it leaves your house it ceases to be your problem
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Jun 27, 2017 04:13
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OP should consider jizzing in he own mouf. No fuss, no muss.
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Jun 27, 2017 04:24
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i prefer to ejaculate into ladies
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Jun 27, 2017 04:25
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Rutibex posted:i prefer to ejaculate into ladies that's nature's cumvase
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Jun 27, 2017 04:38
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insulated staircase posted:that's nature's cumvase Cumvases don't usually beg for you to fill them up and then a few weeks later freak out and start crying "oh god, oh god, I didn't know what I was asking and now you've ruined my entire life! I'm not ready for this, oh my gooood" until you just leave. Maybe you buy vases somewhere fancy, though.
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Jun 27, 2017 05:07
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I think you should make your dreams come true and never look back op
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Jun 27, 2017 05:15
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Own berber carpet and nut on the floor like an animal
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Jun 27, 2017 05:46
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Lol if you aren't already walking around in dried, crusty cumsock
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Jun 27, 2017 05:50
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i also call my fleshlight a "sock", op
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