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According to the New England Journal of Medicine, not staring at the eclipse will turn your penis to fully lose three inches. If you do not have a penis, you will instead grow one with a length in inches equal to number of inches lost by all penises in a 200-foot radius: the only way to prevent this growth is, of course, to stare into the eclipse. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
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