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 GET HYPED, IT'S PRIME DAY 2017!!! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy - it's that time of year again. Jeff Bezos has been listening to you all year long through your Echos and Dots and he knows who all the economically-pliant little boys and girls are. On Prime Day he'll fly through the air in a sleigh made of automated drones and distribute all the things he couldn't sell at full price otherwise. WHAT'S NEW FOR PRIME DAY 2017??!?!???!?!?!?  If you have an Echo or Dot: every fifteen minutes it will sound an ear-splitting siren (sorry, an 'exclusive deal alert') to inform Amazonians about deals that are only available via the voice-interface. You must decide, literally blindly, whether or not to purchase each item. (Please note: all members of the household must be present before the siren will silence and all members must give a verbal 'yes' or 'maybe later' to each offering.)  Did we say "Prime Day"? Sorry, we meant Prime 27-31 Hours! This poo poo starts early because why the gently caress not, it's totally arbitrary anyways!  Holy fuckballs - this thing! Could it be a new hat for your character? Slightly bigger boobs? Who knows? But look at that loving box! It's gold and shiny and has little beams of light coming up from it like the Ark of the Covenant! I cannot loving WAIT for this. (*Please note: restrictions apply to this imaginary item for a video game.) WILL ANYTHING ECLIPSE THE BEST DEAL FROM THE INAUGURAL PRIME DAY? I swear to Bezos, I'll never forget when my prayers to him were answered that first Prime Day when the 55 Gallon Drum of Sexual Lubricant finally went on sale and I could afford what I had only dreamed about. What will you buy yourself for Prime Day 2017?
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Psst - maybe I shouldn't let you in on this but here's an 'insider's guide' to getting the most out of Prime Day. DON'T SHARE THIS LINK, I shouldn't have even posted it to begin with. That's how inside this guide is. (This post set aside for updates with GREAT DEALS!) Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Jun 29, 2017 15:05
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Way to bury the lede. MOTHER FUCKIN PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS SKINS! gently caress Overwatch. Its time has passed.
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Jun 29, 2017 15:14
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Winning
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Jun 29, 2017 16:09
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I'm probably going to buy a box of ham.
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Jun 29, 2017 16:11
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Alexa is the obelesk in 2001: A Space Oddysey, or a stripper, or a method to separate techno-idiots from their money.
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Jun 29, 2017 16:11
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I can't wait to pay 10% mark up on cheap poo poo from aliExpress, instead of 20% mark up!
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Jun 29, 2017 16:55
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hm cool I have a free trial of prime going right now so a sweaty man would bring me a cable only hours after I ordered it. maybe I'll get some poo poo I don't need
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Jun 29, 2017 18:21
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Please be on sale this year....
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Jun 29, 2017 18:27
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loving A LETS DO THIS PRIME DAY TOMORROW GO GO OG GOGOGOGO The UNRATED 50 Shades Darker Blu-Ray, starts at 03:40 EST  Be the hit of your local block party and/or lure children to your basement, starts at 08:10 EST  Bottle of total bullshit, 06:00EST There's 142 pages of deals right now, I'm sure I haven't even scratched the surface...
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Jul 10, 2017 15:33
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WOW SO MANY GREAT DEALS 
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Jul 10, 2017 15:40
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"Alexa, order Ultimate Hits"
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Jul 10, 2017 17:44
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 Dark Souls III goes live at 1010 pm est
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Jul 10, 2017 19:33
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Night Pay posted:
More like DANK BOWLS going live right now lol
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Jul 10, 2017 19:49
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I don't have any money
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Jul 10, 2017 19:52
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Amazon raises all their prices then discounts them back to normal as a special offer just for you.
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Jul 10, 2017 20:06
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Big Beef City posted:More like DANK BOWLS going live right now lol Hell yeah 
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Jul 10, 2017 20:13
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I hope they have high-end headphones on sale because I need new IEMs.
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Jul 10, 2017 20:15
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Egbert Souse posted:WOW SO MANY GREAT DEALS Can people use the dog toothpaste? asking for a friend
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Jul 10, 2017 20:37
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Amazon has become a weird bazaar of grey market and shady Chinese stuff. Like, if you search for "shower head" the top-rated thing will be something called Best Shower for Spray Body, 100% Cleanliness in Harmony Water. And then somehow despite an overall 5 star rating, the first page of reviews are all 1 star complaining about how it's cheap junk.
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Jul 10, 2017 20:46
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Big City Drinkin posted:Amazon has become a weird bazaar of grey market and shady Chinese stuff. Like, if you search for "shower head" the top-rated thing will be something called Best Shower for Spray Body, 100% Cleanliness in Harmony Water. And then somehow despite an overall 5 star rating, the first page of reviews are all 1 star complaining about how it's cheap junk. They pay fake reviewers to put up 5 star reviews Also Amazon has a program that makes it easy for shady Chinese factories to ship to the us Also they intentionally make it difficult to filter out the stupid garbage nobody wants
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Jul 10, 2017 20:53
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Egbert Souse posted:WOW SO MANY GREAT DEALS I bought that exact stethoscope a few months ago, I had a coupon code and it was like fifty cents. I works as well as you would expect a .50 cent stethoscope would, meaning I would only use it for a Halloween costume.  Also got me a spark plug.
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Jul 10, 2017 20:54
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Big City Drinkin posted:Amazon has become a weird bazaar of grey market and shady Chinese stuff. Like, if you search for "shower head" the top-rated thing will be something called Best Shower for Spray Body, 100% Cleanliness in Harmony Water. And then somehow despite an overall 5 star rating, the first page of reviews are all 1 star complaining about how it's cheap junk. You gotta be p careful about counterfeit stuff too, like amo will refund you but it sucks to need a new pair of earbuds or something only to have them arive and be clear knockoffs.
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Jul 10, 2017 21:00
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I think I will go for the Audible deal. Any tips or tricks to get the most out of it? http://amzn.to/2u6f5ql 
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Jul 10, 2017 21:08
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i linked my thing to twitch for the overwatch box and it included a dumb skin for a character i already had a better skin for (symettra's Vishkar when I already have the vampire one that turns your sentry turrets into bloodshot eyeballs) 0/10 would not recommend
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Jul 10, 2017 21:21
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ArbitraryC posted:You gotta be p careful about counterfeit stuff too, like amo will refund you but it sucks to need a new pair of earbuds or something only to have them arive and be clear knockoffs. Birkenstock pulled their products from Amazon last year because they were tired of their real shoes being sold along side counterfeits and didn't want to deal with the fallout of people unwittingly buying lovely knockoffs that fall apart in a week.
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The_Franz posted:Birkenstock pulled their products from Amazon last year because they were tired of their real shoes being sold along side counterfeits and didn't want to deal with the fallout of people unwittingly buying lovely knockoffs that fall apart in a week. Oh cool the next time I need to look like Oldenstein McOldenMeadows and my droopy drawers are in need of a refresh I'll be sure to head over to your wing of the senior center so you can fill me in on the latest Birkenstock updates.
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Jul 11, 2017 01:17
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The_Franz posted:Birkenstock pulled their products from Amazon last year because they were tired of their real shoes being sold along side counterfeits and didn't want to deal with the fallout of people unwittingly buying lovely knockoffs that fall apart in a week. Honestly more companies should do this if it would force Amazon to get their poo poo together.
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Jul 11, 2017 01:36
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fishing with the fam posted:Way to bury the lede. MOTHER FUCKIN PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS SKINS! gently caress Overwatch. Its time has passed. Isn't that game just an arma mod
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Jul 11, 2017 01:40
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Big City Drinkin posted:Honestly more companies should do this if it would force Amazon to get their poo poo together. To be fair after it happened to me once I knew what to look for in the future. If a deal looks too good to be true and the vender only sells a handful of similar items for much cheaper than the official vendors for those products then it's basically guaranteed it's fake. At that point just do a quick google search to see if counterfeits for the thing you want are common and there's basically no reason for you to fall for it.
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Jul 11, 2017 01:43
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amazons fire hd 8 is newer than the fire hd 10? 
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Jul 11, 2017 02:30
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You can get some PC prebuilts for about the same price as Newegg usually, but also probably with shittier parts 
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Jul 11, 2017 02:40
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man you want to see some deals just peep this my local store is out of extra large unless i want brooklyn crust. this is what id rather gorge on 
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Jul 11, 2017 03:01
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brb; 3120 calories
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Jul 11, 2017 03:07
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gary oldmans diary posted:man you want to see some deals just peep this this is prime day not pi day
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Jul 11, 2017 03:20
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EX250 Type R posted:this is prime day not pi day
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Jul 11, 2017 03:42
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gary oldmans diary posted:amazons fire hd 8 is newer than the fire hd 10? I think the number refers to screen size not newness
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gary oldmans diary posted:man you want to see some deals just peep this Wtf is brooklyn crust
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amazon is terrible and i can't ever seem to filter out scammy garbage from chinese scammy garbage from poo poo i actually might want so i never use it. there's my hot take. doesn't amazon make all their money from their hosting services anyway?
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