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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > A literal final solution for Canadian Geese
 
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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 We should all be familiar with Canadian Geese. Here is a quick image to steer you on the right way if you do not know about them:



And one more just in case:



Look at them. They speak for themselves of lowly, pestilent creatures. Intolerable.

And here are some solutions to them:

http://www.wildlifeanimalcontrol.com/canadagoosekill.html

There are plenty of other...undesirables off to the left. But take a closer look at the bottom in the middle:

Other Ways To Kill Canada Geese posted:

When it comes to killing geese in large numbers, wildlife wardens in cities and towns will often use a gas chamber, but this isn’t an option that is available to most people.

Yes, that is correct. It is time to bust out the gas chamber against the Canadian Geese.

This is what one looks like:



First they came for the Canadian Geese and I did not speak up, because I was not a Canadian Goose...

Any thoughts? Perhaps it could go a bit further, to deer or squirrels, perhaps?

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jul 21, 2017

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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Tallgeese posted:

I find this thread problematic.

I am certain you are one of the good ones :angel:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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COMRADES posted:

Why do you have to poison it just because it is trampling your lawn?

What if you are growing poison on your lawn, such as daffodils or foxgloves?

Also, consult the very bottom of the page:

quote:

This site is intended to provide Canada Goose education and information about how to kill Canada Geese with poison, so that you can make an informed decision if you need to deal with a Canada Goose problem. This site provides many Canada Goose control articles and strategies, if you wish to attempt to solve the problem yourself. If you are unable to do so, which is likely with many cases of Canada Goose removal, please go to the home page and click the USA map, where I have wildlife removal experts listed in over 500 cites and towns, who can properly help you kill your nuisance Canada Goose. Click here to read more about how to get rid of Canada Geese.
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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poverty goat posted:

eat them, op

canada geese have delicious red meat inside



that came out of a loving garbage bird

Will do :btroll:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

does gaschambering the geese make them inedible/toxic to any potential scavengers because if so, that seems kinda hosed up

According to this

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In central Oregon, the Bend Park and Recreation District convened public meetings on ridding Canada geese from city parks.

There, officials ultimately decided to kill 109 geese with carbon dioxide, which is how New York geese were killed this month. The gas doesn’t make the meat unsafe, according to a spokesman for the American Veterinary Medical Association, who said it was often used to stun poultry.

Don Horton, the executive director of the Bend park district, said the geese were sent to a slaughterhouse, where they were processed and smoked, at $15 a bird.

“For us, the cost was not exorbitant, but if you’re killing 2,000 birds, the cost gets interesting,” Mr. Horton said.

But some states do not have the proper regulations on testing for actual toxins or diseases in the bird. New York, in this example.

quote:

If we must kill them, why don’t we feed them to the homeless?

The official answer to that question came from Farrell Sklerov, a spokesman for the city’s Department of Environmental Protection. He said that the state doesn’t have a protocol for testing the geese for toxins and has not figured out how best to process the meat.

New York, Mr. Sklerov wrote in an e-mail, doesn’t have “sufficient guidelines that pertain to the oversight of the safe preparation or donation of geese to food pantries or soup kitchens.”

Some states are jabronis.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Wait, so they pay $15 per bird to have it cooked? Then how much do they sell them for?

Either 0 for donations to food charities or something like 20 dollars for christmas meals and similar occasions.

I have no hard data on how much they sell them for, only guessing here.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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facebook jihad posted:

They're called Canada Geese dumbass not Canadian geese. gently caress it's even in what you posted in your op

Do you think such repulsive creatures deserve to be referred what they are "normally" called according to society?

:rolleyes:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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 Is this adequate for goose hunting?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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 I bump this to further spread the following message:

MURDER ALL GEESE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c1fs7N-CcQ&t=84s

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