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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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It's better to just cover their eggs in cooking oil than smash them, cause they'll just lay more if you smash them but if you suffocate them with oil it kills them without the parents being able to tell, and they just keep trying to hatch their avian abortions until they have to migrate away. I've been told, at least.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

That sounds like a lot of fuckin work how about just shoot them all with a shotgun and call it a day

I don't think the neighborhood association would appreciate that.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Would a goose you found in your yard even be edible or would they be too parasite and disease-ridden?

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