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im having butt surgery today and the doc said I couldn't eat after midnight. Thought I'd play fast and loose by staying up till 1130 and having a last-minute meal but then I fell asleep. woke up at 3am hungry as gently caress and now im too hungry to sleep what should I eat once im done with my butt surgery (they're installing a second anus and third buttcheek so I can poo poo twice as fast/do twice as much anal) i could fuckin' go to a cheap steakhouse and fuckin' murder a cheap steak as soon as I come off the anesthesia
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Eat your dick, it will be a very small meal
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Jul 21, 2017 14:00
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Shut the gently caress up
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Jul 21, 2017 14:09
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lmao butts
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Jul 21, 2017 14:18
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i'd recommend eatin' some rear end OP
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Jul 21, 2017 14:32
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Grand Prize Winner posted:what should I eat once im done with my butt surgery (they're installing a second anus and third buttcheek so I can poo poo twice as fast...) Guess we'll brace ourselves for more of your posting.
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Jul 21, 2017 14:35
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gary oldmans diary posted:lmao butts
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Jul 21, 2017 14:37
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i don't believe that you're getting that butt surgery done
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Jul 21, 2017 14:41
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You should try not eating for s few days. It really clears your mind
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Jul 21, 2017 14:59
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doctors don't know poo poo you should be eating as much as you can
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Jul 21, 2017 15:05
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Les Os posted:doctors don't know poo poo you should be eating as much as you can this. you need to build your strength to survive the surgery. eat a meatlovers pizza
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Jul 21, 2017 15:13
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goongrats on your transition op
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Jul 21, 2017 18:57
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Eat your dick, it will be a very small meal KomodoWagon posted:Shut the gently caress up
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Jul 21, 2017 18:58
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I can understand a second anus but a third buttcheek really just seems like a needless vanity thing.
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Jul 21, 2017 18:59
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Eat your dick, it will be a very small meal
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Jul 21, 2017 19:39
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Just eat something. Who cares if your surgery gets a little lovely.
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Jul 21, 2017 20:59
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eat a big bowl of beans, thats one of the foods that the doctors like dont eat but if you eat this I won't tell wink wink 
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Jul 21, 2017 21:26
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Grand Prize Winner posted:im having butt surgery today and the doc said I couldn't eat after midnight. Thought I'd play fast and loose by staying up till 1130 and having a last-minute meal but then I fell asleep. woke up at 3am hungry as gently caress and now im too hungry to sleep Having it bleached isn't surgery
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Jul 21, 2017 21:28
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Having it bleached isn't surgery Ohhhhhhh dddaaaayyyymmm 
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Jul 21, 2017 21:30
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I hears that smoking cuts down hunger OP. Go buy a pack or some of those tobacco pouches if you're too much of a pussy to pull on a fag.
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Jul 21, 2017 21:30
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id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism 
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Jul 21, 2017 21:30
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Eat it with your butt like in that South Park episode. This way it won't come up and flood your lungs when you're under. So stuff a burg up yo butt.
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Jul 21, 2017 21:37
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Jul 21, 2017 21:38
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Enfield posted:id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism hehe
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Jul 21, 2017 21:38
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a hole-y ghost posted:eat a big bowl of beans, thats one of the foods that the doctors like dont eat but if you eat this I won't tell wink wink this is true i read it in a cracked article Top 10 Things Anesthesists Don't Want You To KNow 1. they will play with your genitals (I dont know why that needs to be a secret duh) 2. Eat plenty its no big deal, theyre just spiteful assholes i didnt read the rest i was just in it for the genital touching
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Jul 21, 2017 22:02
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Grand Prize Winner posted:im having butt surgery today and the doc said I couldn't eat after midnight. Thought I'd play fast and loose by staying up till 1130 and having a last-minute meal but then I fell asleep. woke up at 3am hungry as gently caress and now im too hungry to sleep I don't believe this and I bet you're getting a pilonidal cyst removed aren't you
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Jul 21, 2017 22:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:Eat it with your butt like in that South Park episode. This way it won't come up and flood your lungs when you're under. So stuff a burg up yo butt. They did this in Guantanamo too
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Jul 21, 2017 22:10
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we see through your humblebragging, op
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Jul 21, 2017 22:15
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Enfield posted:id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism Whoa! 
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Jul 21, 2017 22:18
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rear end contains 0 calories
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Jul 21, 2017 22:24
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they want you to fast so you don't loving throw up hotdogs and inhale them into your lungs under anesthesia you goddammit idiot
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Jul 21, 2017 22:41
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Enfield posted:id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism Lol
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Jul 21, 2017 22:42
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cardiacarrest123 posted:they want you to fast so you don't loving throw up hotdogs and inhale them into your lungs under anesthesia you goddammit idiot I always assumed it was because you loose bowel control under anesthesia and they didn't want to see/clean your poo poo
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Jul 21, 2017 22:42
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Enfield posted:id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism
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Jul 22, 2017 00:26
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Enfield posted:id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism nice
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Jul 22, 2017 00:36
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Enfield posted:id say eat a huge piece of poo poo but im not one to advocate cannibalism
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Jul 22, 2017 00:38
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Decebal posted:I always assumed it was because you loose bowel control under anesthesia and they didn't want to see/clean your poo poo Google pulmonary aspiration of gastric contents
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Jul 22, 2017 01:42
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cardiacarrest123 posted:Google pulmonary aspiration of gastric contents Could you just give us a hint? It sounds like someone making GBS threads into their own lungs. edit: it is, gross
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Jul 22, 2017 01:49
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numberoneposter posted:rear end contains 0 calories Not if you catch some chunks and dingleberries. 
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cardiacarrest123 posted:they want you to fast so you don't loving throw up hotdogs and inhale them into your lungs under anesthesia you goddammit idiot I think this is why some people itt want him to not fast too
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