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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

fruit on the bottom posted:

Namor does so much PCP

"YOU DARE TO DISPARAGE THE AVENGING SON, WHELP?!?"

*rips car in half*

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Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Aquaman does jenkem.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
wonder woman addicted to instagram selfies

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
plastic man: total porn addict

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
catwoman got borderline personality disorder

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
how can i get paid to do this?

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Well he's boring, whiney and wears dumb cloths..

So yes.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
No he doesn't, because his spider sense warns him of danger every time he tries to use it

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Freestyle posted:

how can i get paid to do this?

Start writing scripts of the drug filled adventures of superheros, and send them to their respective publishers. Then a few years down the road we can all look forward to yet another super hero movie with Seth Rogan's name on it.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Bad Llama posted:

Duh, he loves Mary Jane

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
He would never disappoint his Aunt May like that :)

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Les Os posted:

then who the gently caress is hugging that little boy?

If you see granos, call the police

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
no he's a nerdy bitch narc

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Flash on qualuudes sounds like a grand old time

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Supreme Allah posted:

no he's a nerdy bitch narc

What was the terrible white bread milquetoast list of things Sony had that Peter Parker must be a few years back?

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
if you are wondering what comic book characters are like when they do drugs you should read The Invisibles by Grant Morrison :2bong:

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Sand Dan posted:

if you are wondering what comic book characters are like when they do drugs you should read The Invisibles by Grant Morrison :2bong:

Seconding this, the Invisibles is a loving trip.

I'm not going to say it's strictly brilliant, it's Morrison unfiltered and that isn't always a good thing (and it isn't as good as his Animal Man run, which touches on similar themes) but you will never find a more loving insane story put to script.

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
im not sure if it's good or bad but it's a 10/10 comic for wtf

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Seconding this, the Invisibles is a loving trip.

I'm not going to say it's strictly brilliant, it's Morrison unfiltered and that isn't always a good thing (and it isn't as good as his Animal Man run, which touches on similar themes) but you will never find a more loving insane story put to script.
I hate to say it but The Invisibles mostly sucks. The first two runs have good single issues (Fanny's boy-witch prostitute childhood, the butler who feeds the Moonchild, 30 Days of Sod All, the one about the random henchman) but the overarching story blows and by the third volume it's boring drug lit. The final issue was pretty cool.

Read "The Filth" instead. It hits a lot of the same themes but way, way better.

Morrison incidentally wrote an awesome "evil alternate Earth Flash" who had to shoot up speed juice like a heroin addict

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

I hate to say it but The Invisibles mostly sucks. The first two runs have good single issues (Fanny's boy-witch prostitute childhood, the butler who feeds the Moonchild, 30 Days of Sod All, the one about the random henchman) but the overarching story blows and by the third volume it's boring drug lit. The final issue was pretty cool.

Funny enough, I've only read the first two volumes so it looks like I bowed out at the right point.

I honestly just couldn't keep track of the characters or their motivations after a point.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah and Volume 3 decides to throw out narrative cohesion to boot. You know how Morrison's work can feel like you're missing two panels between each actual panel?

Imagine that but he's also on hallucinogens--and I don't mean "oh did you see Jack Kirby's New God he must have been tripping when he drew that"--I mean "this man was clearly under the influence of substances like LSD and Mushrooms because there is no context to his trail of dreamlike thoughts and I say this aware of my own experiences and thought patterns while using these same substances."

The worst part is that I read an annotated guide afterwards and the story underneath isn't even very good. A drat shame too because some of the ideas were in-fact really cool.

Also loving :lol: at the idea that the Matrix ripped anything from The Invisibles.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Sid Vicious posted:

Spider Mon haha

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

he does op




a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
the only comic book I've read is Forming

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

Namor does so much PCP

I didn't know you liked to get wet Namor.

OK I guess I did.

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