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I would like my last words to be to my life partner. "Thank you for loving me."
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chubga gubga
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Jul 22, 2017 16:06
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"I'll stay under this truck with you, forever."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:06
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"Reality Bites was a terrible movie, wasn't it?"
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Jul 22, 2017 16:08
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"i'm gay"
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Jul 22, 2017 16:08
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Its stuck just jiggle it a little
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Jul 22, 2017 16:08
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I lie on my deathbed - the cancer has spread everywhere, I'm riddled with it. I know the end is near, so I beckon my faithful wife of 50 years close, and whisper in her ear with my dying breath... "I'm......gay...."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:09
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..bitch
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Jul 22, 2017 16:09
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Bardeh posted:I lie on my deathbed - the cancer has spread everywhere, I'm riddled with it. I know the end is near, so I beckon my faithful wife of 50 years close, and whisper in her ear with my dying breath... find the honesty in your life 
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Jul 22, 2017 16:21
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"I wish you'd let me gently caress you in the...."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:21
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..yeah... I'll have <GASP>... one <inaudible> pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, extra cheese *vomits blood*
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Jul 22, 2017 16:22
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A wish for more wishes
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Jul 22, 2017 16:23
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these two
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Jul 22, 2017 16:24
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"Gas this thread."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:25
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"What does this thingie do?"
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Jul 22, 2017 16:26
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Suck it mortals.
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Jul 22, 2017 16:26
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Cucky Pizzone
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Jul 22, 2017 16:33
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Finally
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Jul 22, 2017 16:33
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If you shift a little bit, I think we could both float on it and stay out of the water
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Jul 22, 2017 16:35
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NOW I UNDERSTAND! I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!!!! E: Best if yelled while falling towards the ground after jumping from a 19th story window.
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Jul 22, 2017 16:36
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Swallow all of it
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Jul 22, 2017 16:37
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bruvs be4 luvs
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"soon i'll be like the something awful forums - dead and gay"
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Jul 22, 2017 16:39
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Just throw me in the trash
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Alternatively: I grab the person standing next to my death bed and stare into thier eyes. After a few seconds I just start screaming in tongues for like three or four minutes. I stop abruptly, look deeper into their eyes and with a horrified look on my face say, "Find the amulet." I die.
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Jul 22, 2017 16:44
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"Where the gently caress is that meteor, the news said it would hit at 11:30 and it's..."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:45
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Marmaduke! posted:Just throw me in the trash Or that
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Jul 22, 2017 16:47
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"Hold my beer."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:55
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"Mister....pleeeaaaaase...."
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Jul 22, 2017 16:57
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"It's been an amazing 40,000 years."
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Jul 22, 2017 17:01
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who are you
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Jul 22, 2017 17:02
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When the moon... Hits ya eye.. like.. a big... pizza pie... thats....
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Jul 22, 2017 17:02
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Pick...Pick killed me. Grrrrghahhhagug...
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Jul 22, 2017 17:03
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What are you going to do, stab me?
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Jul 22, 2017 17:10
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Frankenstyle posted:Pick...Pick killed me. we still on for wednesday
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Jul 22, 2017 17:10
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gently caress off gurf
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Jul 22, 2017 17:11
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Bury me with my money
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Jul 22, 2017 17:16
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"Looks like i've had all i can eat, well played Golden Corral...well....played" While holding hands with the chocolate fountain.
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Jul 22, 2017 17:17
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Suck my dick you fuckman.
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Jul 22, 2017 17:19
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Chard posted:Bury me with my money i'll write you a check
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Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow. *Buried in his finest turtleneck*
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