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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
yeah I'd stick a porkchop up my butt

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
why is peanut butter included there

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

i don't think i'd put a knife in my butt

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
No none of those things

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
lol that's a funny looking squash though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

myDad posted:

lol that's a funny looking squash though

turn on you monitor!

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

why is peanut butter included there

The dog takes care of foreplay.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Chinatown posted:

turn on you monitor!

What the

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I would stick the knife up my butt, sharp end first.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

myDad posted:

What the

:D

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
1 (one) seasoned bread crumb

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
couple pork chops in the rectum really stimulates the male g spot

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sue Eastside posted:

1 (one) seasoned bread crumb

Speaking of seasoned butt things, do you think they make mentholated butt toys? So your butthole gets that nice "just brushed teeth" feeling?

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Speaking of seasoned butt things, do you think they make mentholated butt toys? So your butthole gets that nice "just brushed teeth" feeling?

why dont you just brush your sphincter on a daily basis like a normal person

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There's very little I wouldn't dick up my butt

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Anything that you suck out thanks

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

There's very little I wouldn't dick up my butt

Makes sense.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker

kazr posted:

i don't think i'd put a knife in my butt

What about the cutting board ?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

is that Masao's kitchen

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
My uncle once called a woman's butt a "turd cutter" so I think a cutting board would compliment an anal cavity well.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

kazr posted:

i don't think i'd put a knife in my butt

I've seen a knife used other places. It's safe.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
The turkeys not the only thing getting 'stuffed' in THIS kitchen

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You can't jelly a dick in your rear end. :airquote:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I'd put everything in my butt that I could.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You can't jelly a dick in your rear end. :airquote:

You can't be that lame.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You can't jelly a dick in your rear end. :airquote:

Sorry you have no :airquote:imagination:airquote:

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I had an ex that was really into butt stuff so I tried it but it did nothing for me so I probably wouldn't stick that up my butt.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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We Know Catheters posted:

You can't be that lame.

But you sure can jam a dick in you're rear end. :mmmsmug:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But you sure can jam a dick in you're rear end. :mmmsmug:

Is that supposed to be an insult? 🙊

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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We Know Catheters posted:

Is that supposed to be an insult? 🙊

Don't you know the difference between jelly and jam? Jam don't shake like that. :smug:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Don't you know the difference between jelly and jam? Jam don't shake like that. :smug:

Are you hitting on me?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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We Know Catheters posted:

Are you hitting on me?

Nope. :smug:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

has this ever been answered?? please let me know asap

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
that squash gonna be groundhoggin like i took this thread to gobblers knob

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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gary oldmans diary posted:

that squash gonna be groundhoggin like i took this thread to gobblers knob

Oh hahaha the squash holy poo poo I didn't even think about that, the obvious choice! :v:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Yes all of it.

That squash looks like a squiggly spermy looking for a melon to impregnate.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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You can't gourd a dick up you're rear end. :smuggo:

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