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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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Who the HECK is Goofy anyway? Is he a dog? Where did he come from? Why is he so goofy???

No really. Goofy is the only goon in the Disney trio that doesn't have a opposite-sex love interest of the same species, yet he has a college-age son named Max. Don't tell me it's Clarabell Cow cause I don't see any horns on the spawn of the goof troop.

How come Mickey owns a dog named Pluto but treats Goofy as an equal? Is Pluto just an even dumber anthro-dog that Mickey keeps as a pet?

Why did he attack stuff in Kingdom hearts with a shield? Is this Dark Souls 2???



Get real Goofy with conspiracy theories ITT.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Also obligatory Donald kills Goofy comic where Goofy cheats death yet again.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's anti-Darwinism. :colbert:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Goofy is Mickey's mentally handicapped friend, like Grimace is for Ronald McDonald

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He's not real op. I hope this helps.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Goofy resembles an anthropomorphicdog, but he is more specifically, a "goof". He was originaly created as a human character with the name "Dippy Dawg" in later cartoons his name changed to G.G. ... Pluto is a non anthropomorphic dog, and thus has no human characteristics. The same goes for Minnie's cat, Figaro.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is a Goofy thread.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Goofy is actually a girl. Because, girls are goofy.

Get it?

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

you stole this bit from stand by me.

lame.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
goofy fucks

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
goofy is a dog, he has sex with pluto op i hope i've helped

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
gently caress off, goof

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
the goof is loose

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
You can't spoof the goof

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Kuato posted:

He's not real op. I hope this helps.

Goofy is real.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Goofy read OPs post and is now retarded and has cancer. Thanks a lot OP.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I looked on the Disney wiki for Goofy wife.



thats no goof

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So does the Goof Troop universe take place alongside Mickey and Donald and all that?

Inquisitive minds need to know

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Goofy > Scooby

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

mind the walrus posted:

So does the Goof Troop universe take place alongside Mickey and Donald and all that?

Inquisitive minds need to know

the goof troop timeline begins roughly a decade after the mysterious gruesome murder of mickey and the gang, goofy being the only survivor

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Putty posted:

I looked on the Disney wiki for Goofy wife.



thats no goof

Pardon me, ma'am, but do you have a little goofy in you?

A'hyuk!

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XzlAwWkXQ

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dial-a-Dog posted:

the goof troop timeline begins roughly a decade after the mysterious gruesome murder of mickey and the gang, goofy being the only survivor
But how does Kingdom Hearts fit into this?

and what about WWII? Who did Goofy serve with? Was he a gun-for-hire for the Allies? French Foreign Legion? Soviet Spy? Inquiring minds what to know.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS



rip youtube annotations

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Fog Tripper posted:

Goofy > Scooby

goofy + scooby = gooby

?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

ElectricSheep posted:

goofy + scooby = gooby

?

what the heck?? it makes sense!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Putty posted:

Goofy is real.

hosed up if true

Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013
Goffy is not a single being...
...because he is many...




...he is also dead

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

:same:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

We are all Goofy






















also, George Geef represent

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
give me goof, or give me death.

preferably death.

Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013

unpleasantly turgid posted:

give me goof, or give me death.

preferably death.

Why not both?

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
He *was* a hillbilly in earlier cartoons but I guess Walt and co. figured it'd be funnier if he were just a clumsy screwup instead.

(Also, the Looney Toons did it first, and multiple times at that)

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
gorsh i'm stoned

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Did you just watch Stand by Me for the first time?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Mickey Mouse: I didn't say Minnie was crazy...

...I said she was loving Goofy.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Putty posted:


How come Mickey owns a dog named Pluto but treats Goofy as an equal? Is Pluto just an even dumber anthro-dog that Mickey keeps as a pet?


This has always deeply troubled me.

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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Wasn't Goofy was some kind of black guy?

Pththya-lyi posted:

Mickey Mouse: I didn't say Minnie was crazy...

...I said she was loving Goofy.

:yeah:

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