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Ride The Gravitron posted:Oh also she only speaks Spanish so if you don't then no need for you to apply Ride The Gravitron posted:You first along with a short bio about you and what you would have to offer to a 57 year old woman in terms of a relationship she doesn't really get out much. Her while married life was basically just working and taking care of my dad so she never really made friends. No guilt in your part cause my Dad's dead. Just want some one to show my mom a good time so she can be happy again. She's 57 but all my friends keep saying they'd dick her so I guess she's still pretty. Let me know, thnx. Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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Jul 28, 2017 23:45
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mystery fluid posted:Pics? Elmuncho posted:Need pics You first along with a short bio about you and what you would have to offer to a 57 year old woman in terms of a relationship
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Jul 28, 2017 23:50
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Oh also she only speaks Spanish so if you don't then no need for you to apply
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Jul 28, 2017 23:53
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Jim Barris posted:I'd do it. Here's the pros about me for a 57 year old lady Thank you for applying however at her age I don't think she'd be intrigued by a dark mysterious past. She's at that age where she wants normality and stability in her life
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Jul 28, 2017 23:58
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Grant DaNasty posted:Is she good at baking cookies? She makes a bad rear end upside down pineapple cake
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Jul 29, 2017 00:00
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mystery fluid posted:I am fluent in the language of love now let me smash Ride The Gravitron posted:You first along with a short bio about you and what you would have to offer to a 57 year old woman in terms of a relationship
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Jul 29, 2017 00:04
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Tricky D posted:Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley, I think my mom might be a little too old fashioned to want you but thank you for showing interest
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Jul 29, 2017 00:11
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We Know Catheters posted:Will she cook me beans and tamales? H*CK yeah she will Harald posted:I would date your mom but you will have to accept me as a father figure in your life Look I'm just trying to get my mom out of the house more, not include someone new into our family
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Jul 29, 2017 00:57
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Taut Lore posted:I want to know about your mom's taco She usually puts it to the side so you can add it to your taste
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Jul 29, 2017 01:01
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Jul 29, 2017 01:08
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Ride The Gravitron posted:No she likes alphas Upon reflection I realize I might have better luck in FYAD
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Jul 29, 2017 01:08
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Harald posted:ok, then not interested I need someone who I can teach how to clean a carburetor and how to ask a girl out Might I suggest the big brother/big sister program?
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Jul 29, 2017 01:15
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King of Bees posted:Wow, sounds like gravy mom. What's her Thanksgiving gravy like? I actually do all the Thanksgiving cooking but she makes the Christmas tamales
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Jul 29, 2017 02:28
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Jive One posted:Yo hablo Espanol. Qué bueno. Qué parte de los estados unidos vives?
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Jul 29, 2017 02:28
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Jive One posted:Carolina Norte Manda me un foto. Si mi mamá le gusta te mando una foto de ella
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Jul 29, 2017 02:38
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Jive One posted:Lo siento, pero tu necesitas mandar un foto de tu madre primero. Nõ extra stout posted:where do you take a 57 year old on a date? the cemetery? She loves six flags Edgar posted:Would your mother like to go to mcdonalds but only order coffee? She lives McDonald's coffee so as long as you can keep up a conversation she'll be happy. vyst posted:Can your mother still get her vagina lubricated or would I need to provide external lubricants? I have no idea and I'm not gonna ask her but based on her age you might want to bring the KY SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Are you Microwave's brother though OP? No.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Will she hold a knife to my throat and peg me until I bleed? Ever since the r/relationships thread nothing else does it for me. Maybe if your ask nicely. I have no idea what she's into but I do know that she recently started smoking pot and eating edibles so maybe she's open to trying new things. I.C. posted:I've met OP's mom and she's really nice. Thank you ElectricSheep posted:I'd be down but if things got serious something tells me she would prohibit me from keeping my power tools in the house Well yeah they would take up a lot of space. Put them in the garage with the rest of the power tools.
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