ITT you're a contestant on smash tv

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ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfxD6aUg6NU

Good luck, you'll need it!

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Marmaduke!: May 19, 2009; Why would it do that!?

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i'd buy that for $3.57 you have to adjust for the cost of living and inflation

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

*smashes televisions*

# ? Aug 15, 2017 18:29

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

*does fairly well until the 2nd level

*gets inescapably cornered by Scarface and goes through 3 continues

NO WAY!!!

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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

smash it smash tit

# ? Aug 15, 2017 20:06

ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

ContraBoss posted:

*does fairly well until the 2nd level

*gets inescapably cornered by Scarface and goes through 3 continues

NO WAY!!!

for me its always those fat guy bombs

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New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

go west

# ? Aug 15, 2017 21:38

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

"Now tell us all why you're on the show!"

"Big money! Big prizes! I love it!"

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The_end: May 17, 2014

I got so much loot my body exploded.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 21:44

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I'd buy that for a dollar!

# ? Aug 15, 2017 21:49

Olive Mohel: Nov 8, 2006; Life is more than a series of ones and zeroes.

Do I have to be shirtless? No, it's-- I just-- sigh. Fine.

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VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

that loving game rules

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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I main Samus.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 22:54

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

ColoradoCleric posted:

for me its always those fat guy bombs

Eat my shrapnel

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Vakal: May 11, 2008

I would be down for a Smash TV remake made in the Borderlands 2 engine.

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Pokey Araya: Jan 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2OBw-LhNto

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SuperSlacker: Mar 11, 2007

VikingSkull posted:

that loving game rules

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ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

Rage had a smash tv segment, there just wasn't enough of it.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:01

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

*me, a cazul at a barcade*

hmm what is this 'smash television' *inserts quarter*

*head explodes*

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ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

E-sports would be a lot cooler if they played for prizes instead of money, get a headshot get a toaster

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ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

An HD remake would be great

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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

e: im dumb

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ColoradoCleric posted:

An HD remake would be great

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I was sick like a week ago and could barely move and for some reason I watched like an entire hour and a half LP of this game i guess out of nostalgia. What the gently caress do you even do with that many VHSes and toasters

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:18

Bill Barber: Aug 26, 2015; Hot Rope Guy

ColoradoCleric posted:

An HD remake would be great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2wKbELWCSg

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

i had this game on playstation and it had unlimited continues and was the loving best

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Have you been to the Pleasure Dome, I know I've been to the Pleasure Dome.

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the music during the game over insert coin screen was so tight, I'd always wait til one second left to put a coin in so I could hear more of it

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

dual stick shooter played on a 4 direction and 4 button controller

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Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

I was 6 when this came out and my mother (god bless her rest) didn't let me play this.

Jokes on her I still turned out to be a hosed in the head goon with a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt

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Cobra Commander: Jan 18, 2011

Yo I got this sick rear end gun and all the enemies are dead. Time to move to the next room and I'll just leave this dope gun behind.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

im the years supply of very good meat

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ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

They really should bring back this running man asthetic back to gaming since poo poo like synthwave is popular nowadays, make arcade gaming great again

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JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Is Smash TV set in the Cherry 2000 universe? All those toasters around going to be worth a freakin' fortune!

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ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

is it bad form to step on your coop partner to get ahead?

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