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They stole twenty tons of Nutella, I'm phone posting so I'm going to leave it at that but believe me, it happened and I'm going to buy some of that black market Nutella on the dark web
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I'm going to steal some bread and put the purloined spread on it
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Aug 17, 2017 02:27
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I know a guy
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Aug 17, 2017 02:27
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Aug 17, 2017 02:46
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imagine me saying nutella but in an abrasive and over the top fake german accent
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Aug 17, 2017 02:56
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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imagine me saying nutella but in an abrasive and over the top fake german accent
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Aug 17, 2017 03:01
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Goldmine
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Aug 17, 2017 03:05
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If you can think of anything better to steal than 20 tons of Nutella, let's hear it
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Aug 17, 2017 03:09
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Oh poo poo it wasn't just Nutella, it was Kinder Eggs too. They're going to win the Nobel prize
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Aug 17, 2017 03:10
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Much like how dye packs are used to foil bank robbers, an incognito jar of Marmite can spoil an entire heist of Nutella the instant it is opened.
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Aug 17, 2017 03:12
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Oh poo poo it wasn't just Nutella, it was Kinder Eggs too. They're going to win the Nobel prize
stealing all the kinder eggs? yeah, real kind of them 
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Aug 17, 2017 03:14
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Aug 17, 2017 03:15
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I think it would be really cool if you were in a parking lot and a tractor trailer pulled up and a guy got out and opened up the back, and inside was just one giant loaf
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Aug 17, 2017 03:20
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I think it would be really cool if you were in a parking lot and a tractor trailer pulled up and a guy got out and opened up the back, and inside was just one giant loaf
Sorry I didn't finish the story. The end of the story is that two German eggheads jump out of the bushes and hijack the truck
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Aug 17, 2017 03:21
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the schoolkids used to call me loaf, no real story there it just caught on somehow
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Aug 17, 2017 03:22
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College professor: God doesn't exist.
German scientist: Nutella is proof that He does and I'm going to steal a god drat truck full of it.
And that German scientist? His name was Einstein.
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Much like how dye packs are used to foil bank robbers, an incognito jar of Marmite can spoil an entire heist of Nutella the instant it is opened.
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College professor: God doesn't exist.
German scientist: Nutella is proof that He does and I'm going to steal a god drat truck full of it.
And that German scientist? His name was Einstein.
project manhattan was actually cover for creating a nuclear poewred nutwlla factory
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Aug 17, 2017 03:29
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Aug 17, 2017 03:49
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ocean's eleven where the guy is wheeled into the casino vvault but this time he's hiding inside an empty jar of nutella patiently waiting to help score the big brown nut
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Aug 17, 2017 03:59
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holy gently caress rofl
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ocean's eleven where the guy is wheeled into the casino vvault but this time he's hiding inside an empty jar of nutella patiently waiting to help score the big brown nut
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Aug 17, 2017 04:20
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"Stealing candy from one baby is a tragedy. Stealing candy from 20 thousand babies is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
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Aug 17, 2017 04:21
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FWD: FWD: YOU MIGHT ALREADY BE A WINNER Kinder Egg Kinderegg
Kinderegg Rewards <kindereggrewards@kinder3gg.co.nz>
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Hello valued person,
Kinderegg issuing an immediate recall of ALL kinderegg products. Please send all KINDEREGG product to:
Eierbanditen
Platz der Republik 2
11011 Berlin
GERMANY
 ENTER TO WIN:siren
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they work at an apple store
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those arent squirrels...
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She's called Nutella because her stepsisters saw her eating a nut once.
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Aug 17, 2017 13:28
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She'll never be good at soccer because she runs away from the ball
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Aug 17, 2017 16:39
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me, reading the newspaper: looks like nutella theft is on the rise
my wife, hungry: a whole truckload, was it? that's enough nutella for, oh, a single slice of bread.
*My monocle pops off into my breakfast cocktail and my mustache uncurls*
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Aug 17, 2017 17:01
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me, reading the newspaper: looks like nutella theft is on the rise
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A second genius infuses Nutella with coconut shreds. My wife and I suddenly start to drift off into polygamy
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Aug 17, 2017 17:12
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Worldwide Nutella theft is up infinity percent this year. And yet you never hear the sandwich spread community talking about it.
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went limp instantly after she called me "biscotti."
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Who The gently caress Put Nutella on The Darknet??
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