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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Buy one of those retarded $400 yeti coolers scott

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

youre not sending me to the cooler

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Solice Kirsk posted:

You already know the answer to that friend.

idk I'm a real ignoranus when it comes to this stuff

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I bet Coleman could make a badass buttplug.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Start with buttplug that is easy to rinse and disinfect, like maybe a pig or lizard tail. Once you have a bit of practice, then maybe move up to fox or cat tail. I do not know what a cooler is.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Pakistani politics posted:

Start with buttplug that is easy to rinse and disinfect, like maybe a pig or lizard tail. Once you have a bit of practice, then maybe move up to fox or cat tail. I do not know what a cooler is.

lol. No nothing hosed up like that. Just like the first second and maybe third logically shaped things to put in your rear end.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Lmao

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just get a cooler and fill it with beer. Then you can stick a can up your rear, its the hidden truth sex shops don't want you to know.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


jazzyhattrick posted:

Can you get buttplugs with a dildo sticking out of them at like a 60 degree angle so that you can be a real life dickbutt? Asking for a friend.

They are called double ended dildos. Hth. They come in many angles.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



become one with the goatman

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

That's a nice coolher.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

That's a nice coolher.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

That's a nice coolher.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

That's a nice coolher.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Oh poo poo. NOT that nice, sorry, y'all.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spinster posted:

Oh poo poo. NOT that nice, sorry, y'all.

What's your take on the butt plug?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

i just bought this lol.

Spinster posted:

That's a nice coolher.


how'd you do that? :o

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

scrubs season six posted:

What's your take on the butt plug?

Thinking my phone might be a good choice.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

scott zoloft posted:

i just bought this lol.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Spinster posted:

That's a nice coolher.

Lol sure is

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

wait so what did i just buy

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Get one of those styrofoam coolers or something i dunno

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

scott zoloft posted:

wait so what did i just buy

A cooler for 250% above retail.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Hyper 212 Evo or the T4 for smaller builds. Not the best but extremely low price.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

scrubs season six posted:

A cooler for 250% above retail.

ya gently caress that thing I'm getting the one I linked.

not necessarily a requirement, but I think it would be cool if the buttplug fit snug into the cupholders on top of the cooler.

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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

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