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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > don't look at the eclipse
 
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precision

by VideoGames
it knows what it did.

* # ? Aug 21, 2017 01:24
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Senior Management



 Have your underlings gaze into the blinding fury of the shackled sun. Have them describe the sight as their vision is permanently burned from their eyes.

:jerry:
* # ? Aug 21, 2017 01:34
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precision

by VideoGames
they say it doesn't hurt

they always say that

AND THEY'RE ALWAYS LYING

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* # ? Aug 21, 2017 01:46
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Macnult

 if you look at the solar eclipse without any eye protection you get a bonus second eclipse

* # ? Aug 21, 2017 01:50
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vanisher

 it's supposed to be a surprise so cover your eyes



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Aug 21, 2017 02:39
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Robot Made of Meat

 Mama always told me not to look into to the eyes of the sun. But mama . . that's where the fun is!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Aug 21, 2017 03:28
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FutonForensic

 ALl these fucks are loving up by looking directly at the eclipse. They're gonna scare it off. I plan to take cursory, furtive glances at the eclipse, to let it know that I'm curious but not desperate. Oh yes---the eclipse will be mine


* # ? Aug 21, 2017 03:32
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Notax

 ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW!!!!!!!!!

* # ? Aug 21, 2017 20:37
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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Ever think about how the Sun and Moon never get to see each other because of their varying work schedules? :sigh: it's hard making time for friends when you grow up.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

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lumpanoodle

 awkward moon accidentally getting in the way of the sun oops ouch oops sorry!!

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