I think my 7-11 is cursed.

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Scaly Haylie

# ? Aug 22, 2017 01:16

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:37

Macnult

Tony seems chill

# ? Aug 22, 2017 02:02

Scaly Haylie

tony needs to learn what a drat pizza is

# ? Aug 22, 2017 02:10

Senior Management

Neat you own a 7-11. Can I please have a quarter pounder big bite, small black coffee, and some 7 select chips? Thanks!

:jerry:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 02:10

Senior Management

But make one of my items cursed. Don't tell me which one.

:jerry:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 02:10

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

That's funny, because my Wawa might be haunted.

Does anyone live near a Sheetz built on top of an indian burial ground?

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Aug 22, 2017 02:26

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Starman Super DX posted:

Does anyone live near a Sheetz built on top of an indian burial ground?

There's a Mac's near me that's built on a foundation of crushed chinamen skulls.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 03:07

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Sorry, that's insensitive, "chinapersons".

# ? Aug 22, 2017 03:09

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Jedrick posted:

There's a Mac's near me that's built on a foundation of crushed chinamen skulls.

Installations like these are shockingly common in the midwest

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Aug 22, 2017 03:24

Scaly Haylie

would you like your slurpees identified?

# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:35

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

The Taquito -1 binds painfully in your stomach.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 05:52

HaveARottenDay

Say Cheese... and DIE!

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:55

Majuju: I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

the dark phrase "cheeseburger sandwich" is the truest sign of curse

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:06

vanisher

Went to drink my slurpee but it turned into a tortured spirit angry with the living mid sip and gave me a brain freeze

# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:29

vanisher

A burning rack of tortured hot dogs turns endlessly, some poor soul loads "The Machine" with the burnt coals of a once beautiful coffee tree

# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Slurped sucked my soul through a spoon straw

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:38

Majuju: I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

where I'm from, we've got a saying: "you got a hostess snowball's chance in 7-11"

# ? Aug 22, 2017 19:06

vanisher

Bought a lottery ticket and lost

# ? Aug 22, 2017 19:30

vanisher

Jedrick posted:

The Taquito -1 binds painfully in your stomach.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 19:56

Majuju: I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

the big gulp machine only has four flavours: french onion, high school gym bag, mountain dew Blastronomic Canteloupe�, and lubricated condom (served hot)

Majuju fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 22, 2017

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:02

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

No matter how far I gape my maw, my bite is n'er big enough for these damned dogs.

Now is the wiener of your discontent.

- Edgar Allan Poe, probably

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:25

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Reached in the freezer for an ice cream bar now I gotta purchase the monkey paw

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 23:04

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

soda fountain is pouring blood, GRO-oh wait its code red

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# ? Aug 22, 2017 23:58

Majuju: I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

on your way out of the store, a shabbily-dressed figure holds out a palsied hand and issues a low moan. you steer wide of them and make a beeline towards your car, but out of the corner of your eye you notice something...is that...the innsmouth look?

# ? Aug 23, 2017 01:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The sound the door chime makes when you enter is the tiki doll sound from that Brady Bunch episode

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:09

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The cashier is a mummy

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# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:10

Rushi: by Smythe

My slurpee so good but a brain freeze every time I drink *ow*

# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:22

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

every hotdog is still cold in the center despite sitting on the heating rack all day...

...wait that might be every 7-11.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Aug 23, 2017 02:30

FactsAreUseless

When I look at the sign through my camera, it says 9-11 instead of the normal numbers.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:02

Twenty Four

Waiting in line for what feels like eternity, every time I glance around at the nearly endless impulse buys surrounding me, one more person is in line in front of me.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:02

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

the only condiment at this 7-11....................

.....OFF BRAND SALAD CREAM

# ? Aug 23, 2017 19:45

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

what the hell is salad cream?

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Aug 23, 2017 19:46

vanisher

lol salad cream

# ? Aug 23, 2017 20:49

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

chili comes out of the cheese nozzle and vice versa

# ? Aug 23, 2017 21:43

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

automatic door only slides open for people without souls

# ? Aug 24, 2017 12:17

vanisher

Cashier ignores my presence... Am I dead? Am I a ghost haunting this plane of existan oh no wait she just needed to finish her nails she's waiving me up

# ? Aug 24, 2017 15:58

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!