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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41021223 Inventor will obviously try to get in your pants once under water and then obviously upon refusal, cut off your limbs and head. The same advice likely applies to any woman accepting a ride on any boat from any man.
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I'm sorry to hear about your unwanted sexual experience on a submarine op.
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Aug 23, 2017 07:33
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Voted 1. This is old news op.
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Are they still only charging him with "Negligent homicide"? Seems that if you chop up the body and throw it in the sea it's a bit more than negligent homicide
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cowofwar posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41021223 Lol @ people who change their story after someone turns up dead and expect people to believe them.
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It was obviously an accident. She fell into the propeller blades at just the right angle to cut her extremities off, and this poor man was too traumatised to handle the truth.
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Aug 23, 2017 07:40
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He chopped off her head? That's hosed up. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904
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Aug 23, 2017 07:41
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looks like she foolishly disregarded the implication
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Aug 23, 2017 07:52
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 they interviewed him just after he'd been rescued and he was calm and casual as anything, despite having just murdered a woman and chopped off her head and all her limbs.
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Aug 23, 2017 08:24
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Didn't that guy make rockets and stuff? He should have put her body into a rocket and fired that poo poo off into space. The perfect murder!
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Aug 23, 2017 08:34
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Vastarien posted:Didn't that guy make rockets and stuff? He should have put her body into a rocket and fired that poo poo off into space. The perfect murder! He was kicked out of the rocket project a while ago
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Aug 23, 2017 08:44
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the implication itt
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Indy posted:He was kicked out of the rocket project a while ago I wonder why??
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Aug 23, 2017 11:39
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Eye for an eye tbh Find a woman who owns a submarine and have her dismember him in it tbh
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Zo posted:looks like she foolishly disregarded the implication echronorian posted:the implication itt watched that episode today so I'm lollin boys
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Aug 23, 2017 11:44
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Looks like she'll never be the head of a submarine.
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It's called captain you noob
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Aug 23, 2017 11:50
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It really seems like she was murdered and subsequently dismembered, wocka wocka!  
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Aug 23, 2017 11:52
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Just stay away from men in general if you're a woman.
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Aug 23, 2017 12:02
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i remember when he posted threads here on SA about his homemade rocket and submarine. those were pretty interesting threads
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Aug 23, 2017 12:34
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typical millennial
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LordArgh posted:i remember when he posted threads here on SA about his homemade rocket and submarine. those were pretty interesting threads While they were interesting, the killer isn't the goon. This guy was with the same company at one point, but they cut ties with him years ago.
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Aug 23, 2017 12:46
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we already have a thread for this IM VOTING ONE gently caress YOU OP
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There is already a thread for this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904 and honestly I don't think GBS needs another thread for broken people to make rape jokes about a murdered woman when there's already one.
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Aug 23, 2017 13:01
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What did he invent
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submarine inventors hate women, apparently
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cda posted:There is already a thread for this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904 and honestly I don't think GBS needs another thread for broken people to make rape jokes about a murdered woman when there's already one. yeah but i ignored that thread when he was found like 1 hour after the OP and now i know theres more to it so othere was value to this thread unless youre saying im worthless?  ?
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Bape Culture posted:What did he invent Submarines, idiot. God read the loving thread
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Wait what this guy was actually a goon?? Can you guys just stop killing people and wearing diapers for one minute please. This is important.
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Bape Culture posted:What did he invent Submarine murder.
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1gnoirents posted:yeah but i ignored that thread when he was found like 1 hour after the OP and now i know theres more to it so othere was value to this thread unless youre saying im worthless? what does your heart tell you
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Bardeh posted:
"As well as the metal attached to the torso, Mr Jensen said the remains were mutilated in what appeared to be an attempt to ensure that decomposition gases passed out of the body, to make it less likely to float." I think this isn't the first time that dude left a headless torso in the bay.
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Best part is that even if they charge him with murder (which they aren't??), since it's Denmark he'll probably just end up spending five years in a low-stress hotel prison where he gets to eat decent food, have plenty of social visits, and play videogames all day.
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I wonder if it was a groverhaus sub
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Wait what this guy was actually a goon?? Mammal Sauce posted:While they were interesting, the killer isn't the goon. This guy was with the same company at one point, but they cut ties with him years ago.
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So edgy 
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Aug 23, 2017 19:11
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i got a big submarine for you right here OP@!!
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Dongattack posted:we already have a thread for this IM VOTING ONE gently caress YOU OP cda posted:There is already a thread for this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904 and honestly I don't think GBS needs another thread for broken people to make rape jokes about a murdered woman when there's already one. This thread provides an important PSA for headline skimmers.
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looks like she'll never be "the CEO" of a major corporation!
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Why are Europeans so loving bad at murder investigations
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