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Vox Nihili posted:I want to get a summary of the conversation that ends in receiving unknown prescription benzos from a stranger at a wedding. How did she become known as the Xanax girl? Did you politely request drugs from her on a lark? Did she just hand out her misidentified pills unprompted? they fuckin love white drugs in the uk (because they can't get good weed)
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twoday posted:coming to Amsterdam? it's been a bit windy and wet here the past few days you're from Amsterdam? find me a job for a Portuguese/English speaker in IT please I just absolutely loved Amsterdam, it's such a dreamy place Also, I'm kind of a voyeur so being able to look into people's houses was a plus
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orange sky posted:you're from Amsterdam? find me a job for a Portuguese/English speaker in IT please post in the Dutch thread, half of them are IT people, maybe someone knows a job opening
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I want to see this thread continue with what wacky hijinks Jose gets into upon his return. house broken into? lost his job?
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Al! posted:they fuckin love white drugs in the uk (because they can't get good weed) is UK weed still being sprayed with fibreglass?
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logikv9 posted:poor elliot now has to explain why his friend died on a plane we have footage of the two them on the plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY7fODFm3P8
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I'm going to drink the plane dry and use these benzos to sleep before work on Sunday night instead Hopefully delta are less stingy that air France
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Jose posted:I'm going to drink the plane dry and use these benzos to sleep before work on Sunday night instead dont drink jet fuel, dumbshite cant fly if the plane is dry
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I want Jose Season to last far beyond hurricane season
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I assume delta will only cut me off drinking if I become insanely drunk
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Jose posted:I assume delta will only cut me off drinking if I become insanely drunk just be friendly to the stewardesses but not too friendly
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OhFunny posted:Up to 8 dead from that nursing home I think you picked the wrong smiley.
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Jose posted:I assume delta will only cut me off drinking if I become insanely drunk they're gonna turn the plane around halfway and the marshall will have you in a chokehold and detain you at ATL international and you won't remember why
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Bip Roberts posted:I heard if you fight a stewardess and win they let you sit up in the cockpit. what if you fight the pilot and win
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chitoryu12 posted:I think you picked the wrong smiley. death's embrace is sweet and cool, and much more pleasant than Floridian summer heat
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chitoryu12 posted:I think you picked the wrong smiley. they could've been assholes given the fact they're elderly in florida that's highly likely
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zen death robot posted:you have to land the plane you don't have to do nothin'
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zen death robot posted:you have to land the plane I'll definitely need benzos then
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Jose posted:Now I know it's not a heroic dose of xanax my plan is to take one with a gin and tonic and see how I get on from there Jazerus posted:joosed jose
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jose is going to wake up in florida with his British passport missing and all of these documents on his person indicating he's now a us citizen. then his boss at the Tallahassee waffle house will call him and tell him he better make his 5pm-3am shift or he's fired.
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Lastgirl posted:dont drink jet fuel, dumbshite don't listen to this jose, you'll sleep like a baby jet fuel can't stop goon's dreams
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Al! posted:jose is going to wake up in florida with his British passport missing and all of these documents on his person indicating he's now a us citizen. then his boss at the Tallahassee waffle house will call him and tell him he better make his 5pm-3am shift or he's fired. first draft of mulholland drive sounds super-bleak
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The Muppets On PCP posted:first draft of mulholland drive sounds super-bleak more lesbian sex scenes tho
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Currently on my second gin and tonic. If I can get them to give me 10 thats 0.5l
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Al! posted:jose is going to wake up in florida with his British passport missing and all of these documents on his person indicating he's now a us citizen. then his boss at the Tallahassee waffle house will call him and tell him he better make his 5pm-3am shift or he's fired. this week i learned there's a thing called the Waffle House Index that roughly measures where conditions for normal life exist (power/clear roads/no floods) by noting how many of the local waffle house restaurants are open basically, waffle house is normally open 24/7 and is insanely stingy about requiring its workers to stay right up to the point a natural disaster starts to really kick in and then return the second it's over. that's really lovely of waffle house inc. to do but the point stands that if the waffle house CAN be open it WILL be open so you can kinda assess local conditions by that metric alone
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Al! posted:they fuckin love white drugs in the uk (because they can't get good weed)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr90FDblRCk
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zen death robot posted:are you an alcoholic? Well he is British.
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zen death robot posted:are you an alcoholic? Welcome, I can tell that you just started reading this thread,
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They came round offering tea and coffee so I got a gin and tonic and it was the last gin smh
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I've flew international with Delta (or KLM) a number of times and I've never been cut off so YMMV
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Air France are monsters and also the staff are all miserable wankers
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Jose posted:I assume delta will only cut me off drinking if I become insanely drunk If you are flying First Class or Business Class they won't cut you off until you go to sleep. Most those stewardess are pro at getting you tanked less than 60 minutes after takeoff. And for reference: (but we figured out they are xanies, right?) 
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Moldovan-produced "Xanex (TM)" extra strength sleep aids.
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HycoCam posted:If you are flying First Class or Business Class they won't cut you off until you go to sleep. Most those stewardess are pro at getting you tanked less than 60 minutes after takeoff. I'm sad jose didn't really have a 20.
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Nah she was given a new prescription and I guess centrax is close enough to Xanax she never questioned it. She wasn't some random person she was a bridesmaid and stayed with us for 4 days after her hotel and plane got hosed up by the hurricane she just didn't stay with us during the hurricane itself
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