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Hi honey! Just post your responses anytime you're ready, sweetie. Tee-Hee!
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:29 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:49 |
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*lives in a country where tipping isn't a thing and just gets paid a normal wage*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:30 |
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TIP ME GOOD GOD drat
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:30 |
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*has boobs*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:30 |
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How are those first bites tasting!?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:33 |
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Freshen your drink guvnah?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:36 |
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*Is giving the customer a handjob under that table*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:40 |
can i get you an appetizer? *spreads rear end cheeks*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:40 |
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*Sticks gun in customer's mouth and demands a tip.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:42 |
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*leans over unnecessarily to take order* *has very thin but well defined mustache*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:42 |
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*gives good service*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:45 |
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durrr i try to do my job well, clearly that's dumb because trying hard is for lame-os did i do that right
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:46 |
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*sits in booth next to you to take your order*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:47 |
Pick posted:durrr i try to do my job well, clearly that's dumb because trying hard is for lame-os trying hard is for lame-os. try being a lazy piece of poo poo once in a while like the rest of us
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:47 |
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Raere posted:*sits in booth next to you to take your order*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:48 |
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*brings crayons to table* "How did she know I was autistic?"
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:50 |
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Is that your wife? Oh don't mind me I'm just hitting on your loving husband.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:51 |
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had to be female servers hastag etc
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:54 |
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*zeros in on two guys drinking double Macallans* *ignores other tables, finally they all leave* *does table dance for each guy* *Despite missing teeth from meth* based on a true story
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:00 |
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instead of getting your order my boobs fell out HEE
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:00 |
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all the stupid things i was going to say were already taken thanks goon jerks
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:01 |
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"...and thats the last time i saw him. All over my hair, and he just walked out. And on his son's 4th birthday too. Anyways todays special is twinkie casserole. Lemme know when ya'all are ready."
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:37 |
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Im the weeping cold sore on the 50 year old waitresses lip
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:38 |
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*fantasizes about murdering you while pouring your coffee*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:42 |
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*tries to be a good waitress but ultimately my attempts are thwarted by the cooks in the kitchen not having their food ready on time* good service + late food = no tip
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:43 |
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the tip? baby i want the whole shaft
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:46 |
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tote up a bags posted:the tip? baby i want the whole shaft Here I rolled up a napkin for you to bite down on.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:49 |
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:*tries to be a good waitress but ultimately my attempts are thwarted by the cooks in the kitchen not having their food ready on time* Edit: for best results, play the song "frolic" while reading this post Truth. One time there was this smoking hot waitress at this diner me and my buddy liked. It took an hour for the food and she brought out some garbage that i didnt even order. And she overheard me talking about the big list of porn and addressed me as "pervert". I tipped her a dime and left. Well the next week my friend railroads me into going back. The same waitress serves us, seats us in near the shitters and gives me specifically a styrofoam cup for water. She claimed they were out of glasses. It took an hour and a half to get my food and she mixed up the order again. I tipped a nickel, but since i didnt have it on me i put it on my card. I still kinda wonder what would have happened if i triple-downed and went in for a third week. ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 19, 2017 |
# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:50 |
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*unprovoked sob story*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:51 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:Truth. Food poisoning
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:54 |
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Spinster posted:Food poisoning Yeah. The best i could possibly hope for is a nice detente where she was comfortable treating me like poo poo in exchange for me passively loving her over financially. In the end, i pussed out and decided not to eat there like someone who isnt a goddamned lunatic. I mean, why waste everyone's time?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:59 |
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*isn't too busy to refill the coffee six times*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:00 |
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*quits being a waitress and becomes a bartender*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:09 |
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*jots down credit card info on notepad and awkwardly hands card back to catch a glimpse of the security code on the back*
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:19 |
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Monos Bullet posted:*jots down credit card info on notepad and awkwardly hands card back to catch a glimpse of the security code on the back* You just need the first and last name and billing address in addition to the numbers. Huh. I am a little loopy right now, but i never really thought how easy it is to pull that poo poo from voter registries. I have known some pretty scuzzy waiters personally. I wonder why none of em ever tried pulling something this stupid.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:22 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:You just need the first and last name and billing address in addition to the numbers. Huh. *Asked to see your ID when you ordered your drinks, bet you forgot about that didn't you rear end in a top hat
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:04 |
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Spinster posted:*zeros in on two guys drinking double Macallans* don't post your autobiography
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:05 |
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Spinster posted:*zeros in on two guys drinking double Macallans* Well, how much did they tip you?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:06 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:You just need the first and last name and billing address in addition to the numbers. Huh. Because when twenty people talking about CC fraud all visited the same diner during Susans shift it becomes pretty easy to put together. But ONCE though....?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:14 |
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moose face posted:How are those first bites tasting!? I think you forgot to add the part where they only ask this question while everyone has a mouthfull.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:21 |