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Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
There seem to be a lot of really angry posters in gbs and maybe it's healthy if we vent our frustrations in one central location.

I work with a girl who has the worst vocal fry I have ever heard in my god drat life and I just want to stuff her inside a pickle barrel and bop the lid closed with a wooden mallet and shove her off niagara falls

use this thread for complaining about your coworkers, my posting, or both

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just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
i get too paranoid when i smoke jazz cigarettes and that makes me heckin mad

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
The only thing I hate is myself, OP. It may amuse you to know that I worked with a woman once who I thought was from New Jersey because of the way she spoke but when I asked her about it it turned out she was actually just slightly retarded.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Sit on it retard

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm not mad just drunk op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

reignofevil posted:

I'm not mad just drunk op

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

just another posted:

i get too paranoid when i smoke jazz cigarettes and that makes me heckin mad

jazz cigarettes are the best for some ragtime fun :okpos:

Drad_Bert posted:

Sit on it retard

ayyyyy potsy what's up it's the 1950s and I'm gonna stuff my face with a tuscadero sandwich

Jim Barris posted:

The only thing I hate is myself, OP. It may amuse you to know that I worked with a woman once who I thought was from New Jersey because of the way she spoke but when I asked her about it it turned out she was actually just slightly retarded.

i like this

i have seething contempt for the makers of donkey kong jr

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Secular Humanist posted:

There seem to be a lot of really angry posters in gbs and maybe it's healthy if we vent our frustrations in one central location.

I work with a girl who has the worst vocal fry I have ever heard in my god drat life and I just want to stuff her inside a pickle barrel and bop the lid closed with a wooden mallet and shove her off niagara falls

use this thread for complaining about your coworkers, my posting, or both

I've never heard of a vocal fry before but the concept of unknown things pisses me the gently caress OFF

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I hate Ride the Gravitron and unironically hope he dies during his break from posting.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Nazis and Islamists really grinds my gears OP

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kuato posted:

I hate Ride the Gravitron and unironically hope he dies during his break from posting.

Maybe he'll finally succeed in cutting his own head off.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Not too keen on imperial walkers or shoes

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
I get mad as hell when I can't fix something at work and then my fiancee reminds me I've only been doing this job for a year and the problems I encounter have stumped my more experienced co-workers.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm going to look at porn

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gaunab posted:

i'm going to look at porn
All porn is the same.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

I'm the more experienced co-worker.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I just try to live life by the dao

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Mario is faster than sonic

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i hate everything, especially myself

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
When something upsets me, I go to a quiet place and meditate on the upsetting thing to try to provoke myself into reaching the greatest heights of annoyance and rage possible. I try to close my eyes and fully experience that moment, to try and find its natural peak until I feel it has been reached. Then, satisfied, I move on with my life without worrying about it or bearing any further ill will. Life has its ups and downs, and only by fully experiencing the moment before moving on with a light heart can we fully experience its highs and lows without undue worry or stress.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Wait I have a lot of contempt for people who say "IPAs are good"

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

numberoneposter posted:

All porn is the same.

that makes it easier to find something

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skypie posted:

Wait I have a lot of contempt for people who say "IPAs are good"

The only person I know who truly enjoys IPA is a guy who went through a really bad divorce and pretty much just enjoys pain because it distracts him from the seething hatred of his ex wife.

Everyone else can gently caress off. Drink a pilsner like a normal person.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
People who use smoking pot as their "thing"

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

When something upsets me, I go to a quiet place and meditate on the upsetting thing to try to provoke myself into reaching the greatest heights of annoyance and rage possible. I try to close my eyes and fully experience that moment, to try and find its natural peak until I feel it has been reached. Then, satisfied, I move on with my life without worrying about it or bearing any further ill will. Life has its ups and downs, and only by fully experiencing the moment before moving on with a light heart can we fully experience its highs and lows without undue worry or stress.

:yikes:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Deeply internalized self-hatred consumes every fiber of my being.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Sep 21, 2017

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
IPAs ARE FUCKIN GOOOOOD BITCH! gently caress your weak pallet

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
everyone i know irl who voted for trump has sort of realized hes not good but they havent learned anything in a way that they can take that hindsight and apply it to foresight

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Just kiddin yall, life is good ever since i got my teeth all done fixed now the absence of constant oral pain and discomfort has opened a wonderful gateway of acceptance and patience. Everything is wonderful

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

interwhat posted:

IPAs ARE FUCKIN GOOOOOD BITCH! gently caress your weak pallet

I am also angry at damaged or out of spec pallets. Those things are expensive!

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Jim Barris posted:

The only thing I hate is myself, OP. It may amuse you to know that I worked with a woman once who I thought was from New Jersey because of the way she spoke but when I asked her about it it turned out she was actually just slightly retarded.
I had the opposite: I thought she was slightly retarded but it turned out she was just from South Africa.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

soy posted:

The only person I know who truly enjoys IPA is a guy who went through a really bad divorce and pretty much just enjoys pain because it distracts him from the seething hatred of his ex wife.

Everyone else can gently caress off. Drink a pilsner like a normal person.

I have a friend who drinks them and they're just always uniformly awful. Same guy who also loads all his food up with the hottest peppers and spices he can find so I think maybe he's just defective

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

When something upsets me, I go to a quiet place and meditate on the upsetting thing to try to provoke myself into reaching the greatest heights of annoyance and rage possible. I try to close my eyes and fully experience that moment, to try and find its natural peak until I feel it has been reached. Then, satisfied, I move on with my life without worrying about it or bearing any further ill will. Life has its ups and downs, and only by fully experiencing the moment before moving on with a light heart can we fully experience its highs and lows without undue worry or stress.
So rage is like a drug trip for you?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

interwhat posted:

Just kiddin yall, life is good ever since i got my teeth all done fixed now the absence of constant oral pain and discomfort has opened a wonderful gateway of acceptance and patience. Everything is wonderful
what was wrong with your teeth?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

strong ipas are my favorite because drinking liquor would mean im an alcoholic

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lacey posted:

So rage is like a drug trip for you?

Rage should be neither suppressed nor dwelt upon. It is an experience that passes through the body and then is eliminated, like a bad kebab. If you fight it, or carry rage with you, you are only hurting yourself. When you learn the secret to living, all life becomes like one pleasurable drug trip except your senses and awareness are heightened, not dulled.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skypie posted:

I have a friend who drinks them and they're just always uniformly awful. Same guy who also loads all his food up with the hottest peppers and spices he can find so I think maybe he's just defective

Same type of mutant that enjoys putting cilantro on everything, like it doesn't taste like soapy rear end.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Rage should be neither suppressed nor dwelt upon. It is an experience that passes through the body and then is eliminated, like a bad kebab.
No judgement here. Sometimes I get so angry it's like I can feel my skull tightening around my brain and then everything just goes black. When I come to again I'm always in a field in the middle of nowhere. And I don't even have to pay a dealer!

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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I have a friend who hollers "drat IT'S THICC GIRL SEASON" whenever he sees a fat girl when we're driving around

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