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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Hoping everyone itt will "buy the farm" :grin:

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
what sort of farm

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
motherfuck farmers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sounds like you'll never be the head of a major agricultural concern

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
oh i dont care how you "buy the farm" just as long as you "buy the farm" hell you can even "buy the farm" yourself. :smug:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Can't buy the farm; I just kicked the bucket :(

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Is this a Farmville request??? I will trade you two wool for some ore.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i bought the farm

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





too bad, there was treasure burried there

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey i've been checking out this farm and i was wondering about all those large skeletons out back where the pigs are?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I wish I could buy the farm but I need some help pulling the trigger.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Can't buy the farm; I just kicked the bucket :(

well i hope you cashed in all your chips first :ohdear:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

satanic splash-back posted:

I wish I could buy the farm but I need some help pulling the trigger.

You should really do it, you will be going to a better place!

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

what sort of farm

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Smash it Smash hit posted:

well i hope you cashed in all your chips first :ohdear:

I took a real bath and washed my hands of the whole thing :(

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Took a trip out to the farm to check it out. Why is there a mass grave?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gay Weed Dad posted:

I took a real bath and washed my hands of the whole thing :(

Eh maybe you could just ride your pale horse to the lake and go sleep with the fishes? Make sure you bring your concrete shoes!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Over There posted:

Took a trip out to the farm to check it out. Why is there a mass grave?

its for my daisy garden, need help pushing them up soon :grin:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I read the title as fam

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Eh maybe you could just ride your pale horse to the lake and go sleep with the fishes? Make sure you bring your concrete shoes!

I just poo poo the bed so I'm going to take a dirt nap

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gay Weed Dad posted:

I just poo poo the bed so I'm going to take a dirt nap

make sure you sleep belly up!

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

I can't buy it! You just said you already sold it you fucker!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Im willing to "sell the farm" to "prospective victims" with "terminal prejudice". Is this legal?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Looks like OP is in jail now.

Fraud for profit maybe??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

now this is the sort of farm i wanna farm hand on

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Over There posted:

Looks like OP is in jail now.

Fraud for profit maybe??

My homie gave up the ghost and now he's in the clink :(

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Posting from the gas chamber, aka the natural habitat for op's lovely garbage threads

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

Posting from the gas chamber, aka the natural habitat for op's lovely garbage threads

get off the farm, kuato

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i bought the farm

I'll give you double. I want to buy the farm.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Just sold the arm

ABUNCHOFNUMBERS story

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
You know what's better than dad jokes

aggressively dad jokes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I worry about goats.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

did matti ryoko buy u that

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Zoolander: "What is this? A farm for ants?"

Guy holding an ant farm: "Yup"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

WE NEED MORE FARMS. <:mad:>

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
end of an era

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Don't kick, buck it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hey im back, disappointed to see no one.... "bought the farm" :grin:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what kind of farm

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

numberoneposter posted:

what kind of farm

weed

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