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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



now on the other hand candIED corn sounds lit

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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Candy corn gets a lot of hate but no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room

Almond Joy

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



SeXReX posted:

Candy corn gets a lot of hate but no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room

Almond Joy

lmao you retard

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wait a minute are you saying you don't like almond Joy or mounds bars? Ban this sick filth

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I would eat a almond joy right now if I had one in front of me

they and mounds are the unsung heroes of halloween

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

I bought some a couple weeks ago and realized they taste exactly like Circus Peanuts. I am one of a very small percentage of Americans who enjoy the taste of Circus Peanuts.

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Jun 29, 2015
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"ahh it's not that bad" gently caress you! It sucks! You piece of poo poo!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

candy corn is actually buttplugs for squirrels

hth

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
full auschwitz now for that vile confection

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

candy corn is right next to this strawberry candy as one of the lamest candy in the world



throw in some marshmallow peeps and werther's original and you can have a sugar-induced lame-o party for old fogies. enjoy your diabetes

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
the candy corns were led into a long building with high windows. they were told they were getting a wax tumble prior to shipping.

but it was zyklon b.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Zorodius posted:

"ahh it's not that bad" gently caress you! It sucks! You piece of poo poo!

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I like candy corn a lot. Although, I usually end up getting sick of it by the time Halloween rolls around. Also you gotta eat it fresh, that poo poo gets hard as a rock.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I buy Halloween peeps after Easter on the cheap so they get a treat followed by a trick when the stale marshmallow breaks their teeth.

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Jan 15, 2007
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I only eat the white tips and discard the rest.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Candy corn is too ethnic for me.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

candy corn is right next to this strawberry candy as one of the lamest candy in the world



throw in some marshmallow peeps and werther's original and you can have a sugar-induced lame-o party for old fogies. enjoy your diabetes

I am apparently an old fogie because all these are my jam (except for peeps I don't eat 'mallows anymore because of the gelatin)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord
candy corn is good

but my favorite corn-based candy is the cornboy

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

That Robot posted:

candy corn is good

but my favorite corn-based candy is the cornboy

It's all made from corn


High Fructose Corn Syrup :aaaaa:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sometimes I go on Amazon and toss a bag of really weird foreign candy onto my order just to see what's out there, esp if I can't read the labels. Last time I ended up with these hard candies from Japan that tasted like roses smell. It was the epitome of old person lame candies but I ate them anyway.

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Jun 21, 2017
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Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

Big Beef City posted:

Sometimes I go on Amazon and toss a bag of really weird foreign candy onto my order just to see what's out there, esp if I can't read the labels. Last time I ended up with these hard candies from Japan that tasted like roses smell. It was the epitome of old person lame candies but I ate them anyway.

those do sound gross, but hi-chew are fuckin amazing

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Secular Humanist posted:

those do sound gross, but hi-chew are fuckin amazing

what's better a packet of starbursts (any flavor) or a packet of hi-chews (any flavor)

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
It tastes like poo poo

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

We Know Catheters posted:

It tastes like poo poo

I doubt this claim

you should do a blind trial where you eat poo poo and then candy corn and get some real scientific results

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

SeXReX posted:

I doubt this claim

you should do a blind trial where you eat poo poo and then candy corn and get some real scientific results

Maybe you should find someone else to help you get off on your poo poo eating fetish

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Candy corn is the middle of the road among the three primary "filler" Halloween candies. Worse than Tootsie Rolls, but better than Smarties.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



the worst part of a tootsie pop is the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop

also tootsie rolls are garbage and may actually be worse than candy corn

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

We Know Catheters posted:

Maybe you should find someone else to help you get off on your poo poo eating fetish

You're the one who claims to know what poo poo tastes like my dude


Maybe you should stop eating your posting

Namaste

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



as a kid we would freeze tootsie rolls and used them as ammo in slingshots because when frozen they gained the density of a neutron star

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
roasted peanuts + M&Ms + candy corn in on big bowl. delicious fall treat

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

SeXReX posted:

You're the one who claims to know what poo poo tastes like my dude


Maybe you should stop eating your posting

Namaste

Quit trying to project your poo poo eating fetish on others

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

We Know Catheters posted:

Quit trying to project your poo poo eating fetish on others

Why are you so defensive about knowing what poo poo tastes like?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i prefer corn on the crab

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Aug 26, 2003

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Grimey Drawer

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

What about that weird Halloween taffy poo poo that comes in a black or orange wrapper op

Halloween kisses. Theyre delicious!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
y'all like dem bones?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

i prefer corn on the crab

porn on the bob

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
i also like those strawberry candies

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Over There posted:

porn on the bob

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