Candy corn ain't that bad

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counter point: candy corn sucks

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Gay Weed Dad posted:

You do not want to try any it is essentially sugar wax and it does not taste like corn
It is called "candy corn" because it resembles "Indian corn" which is a staple around the fall

this upsets me

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 16:59

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people haven't made candy corn in generations all of the candy corn being eaten today is from the same batch from 200 years ago because the factory got dragged back to hell where it came from

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 17:05

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poverty goat posted:

nowhere near as bad as smarties

I would eat a thousand smarties before I had to eat a single candy corn

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 17:13

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now on the other hand candIED corn sounds lit

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 17:13

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I would eat a almond joy right now if I had one in front of me

they and mounds are the unsung heroes of halloween

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 18:00

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Secular Humanist posted:

those do sound gross, but hi-chew are fuckin amazing

what's better a packet of starbursts (any flavor) or a packet of hi-chews (any flavor)

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 19:42

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the worst part of a tootsie pop is the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop

also tootsie rolls are garbage and may actually be worse than candy corn

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 19:58

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as a kid we would freeze tootsie rolls and used them as ammo in slingshots because when frozen they gained the density of a neutron star

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I like those chocolate filled nips

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 21:35

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