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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

aww yeah boiiii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChWiZ3iXWwM

check out this guy just ask a couple of questions to these nerds and their heads just go FLAAZOOOOOOP


hahaha hahaha that was good stuf my dude good stuff also there's apart with rich dorkins that's hella funny at the 9 minute mark just skip to that if you want the tl;dr version bahaha

Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Sep 22, 2017

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Jesus Christ is real, strong, and my friend. I hope he posts in this thread.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Atheism is so 2009. Peace be upon every true believer ITT and every thread.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
the "cool hip" religion used to be Buddhism for those people who lacked a faith , sometimes Hinduism.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

confirms my suspicion that it is indeed possible to win arguments by phrasing things in a particular way

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Grevling posted:

Atheism is so 2009. Peace be upon every true believer ITT and every thread.

Pssshhh yeah gently caress the passive poo poo it's time for antitheism or something. :jerkbag:

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Grevling posted:

Atheism is so 2009. Peace be upon every true believer ITT and every thread.

More like very 2004, as a reaction to the G.W. Bush presidency and "faith-based initiatives."

Then Bill Maher got more obnoxious than ever while flying the atheist flag, and later on Obama came along and was openly Christian, and the vitriol kind of died down when everyone released obnoxious atheists are as awful as the shitheads in any other faction.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

But then the internet atheists moved on to the whole Islam and Feminism bashing package, no?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Atheists should believe in themselves and become the new gods

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Agent Escalus posted:

More like very 2004, as a reaction to the G.W. Bush presidency and "faith-based initiatives."

Then Bill Maher got more obnoxious than ever while flying the atheist flag, and later on Obama came along and was openly Christian, and the vitriol kind of died down when everyone released obnoxious atheists are as awful as the shitheads in any other faction.

Atheism died down because liberals didn't want to offend Muslims. And lol at the idea that obnoxious atheists are even close to as bad as extremist religious people.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

The Dennis System posted:

Atheism died down because liberals didn't want to offend Muslims. And lol at the idea that obnoxious atheists are even close to as bad as extremist religious people.

"militant atheists"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

"militant atheists"

Activist pacificst! :sparkles:

Hypocrisy cures beer! :downs:

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
there might be a god but we cant prove his existance.
there might not be a god but cant prove he doesnt.

maybe there is a god, maybe there isnt.
man will never know.

why give a gently caress about a question that can not be answered?

dontgiveafuckeism is the way to go.
thatll be 5 bucks.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

"militant atheists"

in the days of mid-2000s being really obnoxious cunts felt like militancy. they were simpler times.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dicky B posted:

confirms my suspicion that it is indeed possible to win arguments by phrasing things in a particular way

hosed up if true.

I realized I was agnostic in my mid teens, right before the whole internet era militant atheist thing started, and so by my early 20's realized that unless asked directly, never even bring it up because people would just flip out and assume I was being one of those people. It was really cool.

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Peace de Bundy posted:

the "cool hip" religion used to be Buddhism for those people who lacked a faith , sometimes Hinduism.

Well it wont be anymore because Buddhist are slaughtering Islamic people right now.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I didn't watch the video because Ray Comfort is for real mentally disabled and I'd feel bad laughing at him.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Bleusilences posted:

Well it wont be anymore because Buddhist are slaughtering Islamic people right now.

when you think about it they're all the same [in retard voice]

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Atheism is the lamest poo poo ever because it's no longer edgy in the slightest, just really pretentious.

I have more respect for Druids.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

in lisa simpson voice: as a buddhist, i

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
if you are an atheist it just means you were a stupid loving rear end in a top hat in school and no one liked you

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
like agnostics are at least not insane spaz rubes about other peoples religion lol

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

allah be with you trump.mp4

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Socrates should come back, we need him.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
atheism never went away we just got tired of owning scrubs. everyone gets annihilated in the end.

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

tetsuo posted:

atheism never went away we just got tired of owning scrubs. everyone gets annihilated in the end.

Trump.mp4 posted:

like agnostics are at least not insane spaz rubes about other peoples religion lol

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Carl Jung was well hung, which annoyed Sigmund Freud.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

there are too many gods to choose from and as a consumer I feel overwhelmed.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Grevling posted:

Socrates should come back, we need him.

Socrates comes back.

Is immediately arrested for molesting several children in public.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

there are too many gods to choose from and as a consumer I feel overwhelmed.

Have you considered quetzalcoatl?

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

there are too many gods to choose from and as a consumer I feel overwhelmed.
i like the extra chunky

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Dean of Swing posted:

Socrates comes back.

Is immediately arrested for molesting several children in public.

lol.

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Dean of Swing posted:

Socrates comes back.

Is immediately arrested for molesting several children in public.

Always thought he would be a* forums regular

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
atheists who talk nonstop about atheism and make videos like "TOP TEN ARGUMENTS AGAINST CREATIONISM gently caress U CHRISTIAN BIGOTS" are definitely gay as hell

that's called atheism 1.0

atheism 2.0 is where you read the rest of christopher hitchens' poo poo that is not about religion, cause the majority of his career was writing about left wing social politics and war

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
Ray Cumfart lol

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Peace de Bundy posted:

the "cool hip" religion used to be Buddhism for those people who lacked a faith , sometimes Hinduism.

The classic sutras are philosophy, not religion. Some groups have turned buddhism into idol or ancestor worship, but the roots are secular philosophy.

Butter Hole
Dec 8, 2011

Agnostics are just too scared to admit they're atheists, stop being COWARDS!!!!!

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Truly love is the unified theory,

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LargeHadron posted:

Ray Cumfart lol

lmao

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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I believe in god but all that christian/muslim/jewish crap is bullshit appealing to frightened masses. God is a force that is an energy field connecting all living things in the galaxy. It doesn't have a sentience and doesn't watch to see if you masturbate to tentacle porn. There is no heaven or hell or virgins awaiting you after death.

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