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(Ice T finds a corpse locked in a freezer, completely frozen to death, work its arms and legs cut off) ICE T: drat, when somebody told this dude to chill, he took it too literally. Also his arms and legs got all hosed the hell up
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"I'm a cop."
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Sep 24, 2017 20:34
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(Ice T finds a corpse in a club, beaten to death, with a club) ICE T: drat. This nigga's dead
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Sep 24, 2017 20:35
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(Ice T finds a rotting corpse of a computer programmer who had been dead for months) ICE T: drat, I've heard of computer bugs, but this ain't nothing like I've seen before. I program mostly in COBOL.
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Sep 24, 2017 20:38
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"I'm a... [Chorus] COP KILLER, better you than me COP KILLER, gently caress police brutality! COP KILLER, I know your family's grievin' ... gently caress 'EM! COP KILLER, but tonight we get even"
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Sep 24, 2017 20:38
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Man at crime scene: *farts* ICE T: Word is born.
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Sep 24, 2017 20:39
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"What's with with these people, man? Lemonade. Read the sign."
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Sep 24, 2017 20:39
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"OW MY LEGS!"
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Sep 24, 2017 20:39
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Ice T mugs for the camera "How the gently caress is cyberbullying real?"
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Sep 24, 2017 20:39
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Teikanmi posted:"OW MY LEGS!"
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Sep 24, 2017 20:40
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(Ice T finds a corpse of an overdosed drug addict) ICE T: drat, I heard winners don't do drugs, cause it looks like only sinners do drugs. John 3:16, bitch.
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Sep 24, 2017 20:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vptFwQIebzE
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Sep 24, 2017 20:41
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See, at work, I got One P.P., I got Barba, they get in my way. At home, it's just me and my clan. It's simple: no gray. Just shoot the other team. Go get the bad guy. Wait till you see the main event. These teams practice eight hours a day. They are not noobs ... Short for "newbies." Well, in their world, a developer's like God. And some guys aren't ready to give a girl that power. See, I know the difference between video games and reality. Those guys didn't. These are all actual quotes from the SVU Gamergate episode
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Sep 24, 2017 20:44
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(Ice T finds a corpse with its hands cut off) ICE T: drat, somebody cut off this fool's ears. (Director whispers) ICE T: I meant hands
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Sep 24, 2017 20:45
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(ICE T walks into a gymnasium with thousands of corpses piled up everywhere, the result of a massive terrorist chemical attack) ICE T: drat
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Sep 24, 2017 20:47
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(Ice T finds a dead guy) Ice T: Yes... HA HA HA... YES!
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Sep 24, 2017 20:48
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(Ice T walks into a crime scene where a wife is sobbing over her husband's corpse. He burps very loudly) ICE T: I drank a lot of coffee earlier
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Sep 24, 2017 20:49
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(Ice T walks into his bedroom to unexpectedly see an exact clone of himself having passionate sex with his wife) ICE T: Not again
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Sep 24, 2017 20:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVzAMmpMra8
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Sep 24, 2017 20:53
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These pretzels are making me thirsty
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Sep 24, 2017 20:54
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(Guy asks Ice T if he liked being on Rick and Morty) Ice T: Sorry I don't watch anime.
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Sep 24, 2017 20:55
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(Ice T finds a corpse in an arcade) ICE T: drat, looks like the only game this fool played was the game of murder. And he won the game. By being murdered. Insert two coins on this fool's eyes ensuring him a safe passage through the underworld, bitch
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Sep 24, 2017 20:55
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(Ice T is chasing a criminal down an alleyway) ICE T: Freeze, you're under arrest (Criminal stops running) ICE T: drat, didn't expect that to work
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Sep 24, 2017 20:59
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i liked it when he recited the entire john galt speech while red-faced and screaming, OP
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Sep 24, 2017 21:00
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(Ice T walks into a room to find a grown adult attempting to eat an entire pinball machine) ICE T: the hell
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Sep 24, 2017 21:00
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oh no, you shrank ice t
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Sep 24, 2017 21:01
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Ice T drinks some Ice tea "Wow refreshing", he states
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Sep 24, 2017 21:01
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh no, you shrank ice t I got it [in Ice-T voice]
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Sep 24, 2017 21:01
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(Ice T walks into a diner) ICE T: poo poo, waffles.
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Sep 24, 2017 21:02
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(Ice T walks into an office and finds Richard Belzer loving a map) ICE T: drat, you lucky I'm a sovereign state, bitch
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Sep 24, 2017 21:04
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(Ice T walks in and sees group looking at text messages from a phone) Ice T: LOL. Thats internet slang for laughs out loudly. Its like street slang, but for the internet.
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Sep 24, 2017 21:07
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body count
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Sep 24, 2017 21:09
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Sep 24, 2017 21:12
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Ice T sees a picture of Hitler. "I recognize that face. That's Little Sherb from 28th street. He slings rock, but he's small-time. Takes his orders from the Candy King."
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Sep 24, 2017 21:17
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Sep 24, 2017 21:33
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Sep 24, 2017 21:35
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[Ice T sees a bunch of dead bodies all in a big pile] ICE T: (Chuckling) Lookin' at all this meat reminds me, I gotta take a poo poo.
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Sep 24, 2017 21:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4pQBYg1vfA&t=62s
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Sep 24, 2017 21:43
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[Ice T looking at a dead body of a person who ODd on sperm at the sperm bank] ICE T: (To fellow cop) Everything in moderation, right? I'll be back in twenty-five minutes, I gotta take a poo poo. [Cue laugh track]
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