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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

they are bad now

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Rip

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Can this also be the thread for the Seahawks 1-15 watch? Because they are bad as well.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
ditto giants

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

corn on the cop posted:

ditto chargers

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
No shut up

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Been a good but very short run y'all










vvvvvvvvv let's be friends

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Sep 25, 2017

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Patriots.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Patriots.

A good post.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Patriots.

A unifying message in these dividing times

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Week 3 and only two undefeated teams.

Meanwhile we still have five winless teams.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I want a Titans-Raiders rematch

week 1 was an anomaly. Derek Carr is an average QB while Mariota is elite

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Carr didn't kneel with the o line, so they left him to die.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Volkerball posted:

Carr didn't kneel with the o line, so they left him to die.

Actually, after the whole day's lack of patriotism, God was working with such a Troops Respect deficit he was too taxed to deliver Carr his usual blessing of a clean pocket and the imbued miracle workings of football Jesus. Can't blame Carr though, he was speaking in tongues during the anthem and everything. Sad.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:gas:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Can't rule that out either. Snyder might've rigged up the ventilation system in the raiders locker room

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Volkerball posted:

Can't rule that out either. Snyder might've rigged up the ventilation system in the raiders locker room

He probably put it in the shower room.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Chichevache posted:

He probably put it in the shower room.

:stare:

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.

Volkerball posted:

Carr didn't kneel with the o line, so they left him to die.

A coworker mentioned this to me last night and after watching some highlights today, im on the fence about this.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
So why does Cooper suck now?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chichevache posted:

So why does Cooper suck now?

He's always had the dropsies, and it's kept him from ever having a real breakout year. I'm afraid he's never going to be more than above average.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

So why does Cooper suck now?

He keeps getting CB1 so Carr picks on CB2 and targets Crabtree.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Top shutdown corners of course have the ability to deflect balls with the receivers hands.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Volkerball posted:

Top shutdown corners of course have the ability to deflect balls with the receivers hands.

He had 3 drops all of last year.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

warcrimes posted:

He had 3 drops all of last year.

He had 3 red zone drops just in week 2 (1?).

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

The curse of the 125 Million Dollar Man has spread to the East Bay and I'm glad of it.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

warcrimes posted:

He had 3 drops all of last year.

I stopped counting at 7

https://youtu.be/kWwVlc_9Z74

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Cool story

https://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/players/650914/amari-cooper/#Receiving%20Yards$GameType=279588574&SeasonMax=9999&SeasonMin=1990

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I didn't know Stevie wonder ran a football analytics site.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

warcrimes posted:

He had 3 drops all of last year.

Pretty sure you are thinking of one game.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

can you help us understand what happened to the Raiders last Sunday evening? We need someone with expert knowledge to help

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SHOAH NUFF posted:

can you help us understand what happened to the Raiders last Sunday evening? We need someone with expert knowledge to help

The raiders have never won a game in my life that I watched in public. I went to a pizza place with some guys from work. I knew better but I did it anyways. That was my b.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

its happening

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
sup

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I watched this game at home by myself and we're still bad

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Team needs to unfuck itself but lol why bother.

How in the poo poo is the offense the worst part of the team?

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Black Sunshine posted:

Team needs to unfuck itself but lol why bother.

How in the poo poo is the offense the worst part of the team?

Not just that but it's like out of nowhere after the Jets game. The defense is playing well even though half the DBs are injured.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Washington and Denver have really good defenses

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

Washington and Denver have really good defenses

Sure, but we had a very good offense last year and it was supposed to be even better with Downing opening up the playbook, signing Jared Cook and all the younger guys just progressing to another level. I can't just chalk it up to facing a couple good D's. Something is wrong, they look nothing like the offense they're supposed to be these past 2 games.

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
We had a streak where we went 1/20 on third down conversions, and we were the first team in a couple years to get held to under 100 yards in a game. Something is very wrong. Firing Musgrave was fixing poo poo that wasn't broke imo.

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