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I received a text from "Mark Zuckerberg" this morning Mark Zuckergerb knows me and is interested in my winning success and really wants to help me get that prize.  If he's so interested in me then why doesn't he acknowledge me when I bump into him in the coffee room of our shared headquarters   Maybe someday Mr. Gerb will notice me 
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Sep 25, 2017 14:12
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GBS, help me help myself by giving Mr. Gerb responsible human interaction and communication.
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Sep 25, 2017 14:15
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hitchensgoespop posted:Don't be mean to the zuck OP The least he could do is, like.. nod at me in the elevator.
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Sep 25, 2017 14:18
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I blame Google.
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Sep 25, 2017 14:21
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I said "hey" i was like "hey Google, um search 'Mark Zuckerberg ID' and see what you can find for me" and Google was like "uh, yeah first image that pops up bro" and I said "drat it Google, why you gotta doxx this poor mans" and Google was like "I'll doxx your mom OP" and then I was like... not cool Google.
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Sep 25, 2017 14:23
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do u know jenny posted:I think the scammer is asleep because I texted (650) 469-3130 as soon as you made this thread and he hasn't responded yet 
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Sep 25, 2017 14:33
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Mr. Gerb is not responding and now I'm concerned for his well being 
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Sep 25, 2017 14:44
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The Science of Suck posted:check this out op: mark suckerberg I both see and like what you did there. 
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Sep 25, 2017 15:44
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All I know is he's giving away free prizes and just activate your apple card to go to his headquarters and collect your awesome prize so... seems like he figured himself out to some degree.
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Sep 25, 2017 16:22
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EorayMel posted:You should roleplay as a broken record and resend the scammer's exact messages back to him. That should be fun. They're not as hungry for punishment as I hoped. I'm sorry GBS for failing you. berth ell pup posted:bad thread
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Sep 25, 2017 18:21
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dkj posted:Why do you use the Verizon messages app? Because I love lovely apps
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Sep 25, 2017 19:00
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I Am A Robot posted:You're supposed to go for the slow burn. Instead of stringing him along you didn't even let him finish his opening pitch before you took it to 11. I'll apply what I've learned here in the future, sensei.
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Sep 25, 2017 22:33
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Mark is so nice, he's still willing to help me win my prize even though I'm old and easily confused! 
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Sep 26, 2017 11:43
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I got a scratch card like he said but he lied to me because I didn't win a prize!   
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Sep 26, 2017 20:10
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He told me to go to the apple store  
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Sep 27, 2017 03:50
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WilltheMagicAsian posted:if you don't gotase him this was all for naught I'm working on the set-up 
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Sep 27, 2017 03:52
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Former DILF posted:hey op check it out: cock suckergerb gently caress cuckersuck
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Sep 27, 2017 14:01
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 Regardless of how he answers i'll oblige him for the pictures and send him a nice ol' fashioned goatse.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:04
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berth ell pup posted:You’re trying way too hard. LOL APPLES HAHA TUNA Also boners. And farts.
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Sep 27, 2017 14:11
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do u know jenny posted:mission accomplished You've done me proud 
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Sep 27, 2017 19:15
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unpacked robinhood posted:
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Sep 28, 2017 19:09
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I asked the toast and plumpy hole question to no response so I obliged his photo request with a nice goatse. He responded with "Ogun mapa eni" which translates from some native Nigerian language to "The god of iron will kill you". I absent mindedly deleted the Convo and tried to recover but the messages with the images are lost. Let's troll this guy until the line gets disconnected. I'd also like to see if we can get a fax # from the scammer(s) and print a 1000x copies of a full page goatse forever.
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Sep 29, 2017 14:32
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Vegetable posted:much better than op Another GBS success story.
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Oct 1, 2017 18:25
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Ok, so my number must be getting passed around their group or whatever but I received another rando fuckin nigerian scam text. Switched to textnow.com to go anon  Join in the fun and post your results!
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Oct 3, 2017 22:46
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Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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Oct 4, 2017 08:42
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Oct 4, 2017 08:52
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do u know jenny posted:lmao he works in the next cubicle from the guy I goatse'd haha 
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Oct 4, 2017 17:25
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EorayMel posted:That post about getting a message by a scammer in an old Nigerian language translating to "the god of iron will kill you" is still some hilarious poo poo. Another this morning. Looks like the whole office has goatse fever!  EorayMel posted:Do you think there's a Nigerian prince protocol for goatse yet? Hopefully we'll end up toppling the Nigerian gov't by sheer goatse overload. Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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Oct 4, 2017 17:41
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I've done a little research based on the comment made to me in some native language. The language is Yoruba. Time to gently caress with them in their own tongue  I'm going to change my display name in textnow to the following: 
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Oct 4, 2017 18:12
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You'd be suprised, but yes, this guy wants more. What kind of person would I be to deprive this nice scammer of the gape he so desires. 
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Oct 5, 2017 22:54
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He's hesitant at first, but he knows, somewhere deep inside he wishes he could be deep inside....himself.  
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Oct 5, 2017 22:56
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He just couldn't pass it up, even though we both knew what he wanted but couldn't admit.  
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Oct 5, 2017 22:58
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the link I sent is   it is a gif of a $100 itunes card code that will goatse the viewer after a delay. (thanks to unpacked robinhood for inspiration)  
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Oct 5, 2017 23:06
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I thought I almost lost him. His subconscious appetite for goatse is undeniable.   
Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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Oct 5, 2017 23:09
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I felt a sense of duty to confront him with his gayness (sidenote homophobia is a way of life in some parts of Africa)
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Oct 5, 2017 23:12
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EorayMel posted:Has Mark Zuckerberg finally terminated your winnings? He sold my information to the government and my winnings fled to the Mexican embassy in exile.
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