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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Volcott posted:

If you have to get your uterus removed, do they just sew up the cervix so you don't just have a hole leading to nowhere?

I think so, at least I hope so. I've always wanted to blast my baby batter on some woman's kidney.

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Volcott posted:

This wouldn't be an issue if you were a raccoon.

I talked with an old timer who told me that he penis bone of a racoon makes a good toothpick.

I don't know if he was messing with me or not, though.

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